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Get your toothbrush and whatever.
That’s right, autocorrect, I was definitely putting sewer potatoes on the shopping list.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That’s right, autocorrect, I was definitely putting sewer potatoes on the shopping list.
CONFIRMED: Pope Leo is a big fan of mid-2000s soft-core-adjacent HBO series TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
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Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
CONFIRMED: Pope Leo is a big fan of mid-2000s soft-core-adjacent HBO series TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
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Who needs a hobby
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Who needs a hobby
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
I can’t believe that orange nazi pederast outlived the goddam penny
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I can’t believe that orange nazi pederast outlived the goddam penny
This is the first time in years I’ve been interested in reading an email.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the first time in years I’ve been interested in reading an email.
18-year-old street musician who performed anti-war songs is sent to jail for a third time as Kremlin mounts a no-limits crackdown on any signs of dissent or opposition in Russia
u.afp.com/SnNA
u.afp.com/SnNA
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Nothing underlines the absolute fuckitude of the US health care system like the millions of man-hours spent in annual company open enrollment meetings.
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nothing underlines the absolute fuckitude of the US health care system like the millions of man-hours spent in annual company open enrollment meetings.
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Senators
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Senators
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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If the sub didn't split, you must acquit: defector.com/if-the-sub-d...
If The Sub Didn't Split, You Must Acquit | Defector
A jury in Washington, D.C. today found a local resident not guilty of misdemeanor assault, a charge he earned by spectacularly and hilariously chucking a large sandwich into the chest of a Border…
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November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If the sub didn't split, you must acquit: defector.com/if-the-sub-d...
Victory feels good, but if this guy goes Obama 2.0 I’m going to join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade 2.0
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Victory feels good, but if this guy goes Obama 2.0 I’m going to join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade 2.0
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, "I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with." -Will Rogers
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, "I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with." -Will Rogers
Hell just got a little more birdshotty *snerfle*
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hell just got a little more birdshotty *snerfle*
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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I made some #halloween treats as a tribute to Phineas Gage--the most important lesion patient in neuroscience
Gage survived an accident in which an iron rod shot through his frontal lobe that damaged his social capacities
If you want to make these treats www.powerofusnewsletter.com/p/why-people...
Gage survived an accident in which an iron rod shot through his frontal lobe that damaged his social capacities
If you want to make these treats www.powerofusnewsletter.com/p/why-people...
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I made some #halloween treats as a tribute to Phineas Gage--the most important lesion patient in neuroscience
Gage survived an accident in which an iron rod shot through his frontal lobe that damaged his social capacities
If you want to make these treats www.powerofusnewsletter.com/p/why-people...
Gage survived an accident in which an iron rod shot through his frontal lobe that damaged his social capacities
If you want to make these treats www.powerofusnewsletter.com/p/why-people...
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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G.K. Chesterton had a line about this in “The Man Who Was Thursday”:
August 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
G.K. Chesterton had a line about this in “The Man Who Was Thursday”: