Unsanctioned Buffoonery
@bemopolis.bsky.social
Get your toothbrush and whatever.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The only King of America that I (and at most 17 of you) recognize
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The only King of America that I (and at most 17 of you) recognize
Even worse, some nerds (*cough*) have two entries into this
October 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Even worse, some nerds (*cough*) have two entries into this
*extreme Yoda voice*
No, there is another.
No, there is another.
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
*extreme Yoda voice*
No, there is another.
No, there is another.
“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”
September 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”
I think the flag flying means that the parasite-in-chief is in his idiot house
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think the flag flying means that the parasite-in-chief is in his idiot house
“Thanks for the slavery, dipshits.”
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Thanks for the slavery, dipshits.”
“Come, Doctor Foie Gras-tson, the game is a webbed foot.”
September 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
“Come, Doctor Foie Gras-tson, the game is a webbed foot.”
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”
“The English teacher and the gym teacher were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and killatrav looked at me”
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“The English teacher and the gym teacher were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and killatrav looked at me”
Took my family to the Air and Space Museum. As advertised it has plenty of air and space, but it also has this flying contraption, a true abomination unto G-d, Tower of Babel 2.0. And of course they flew it at someplace called *Kill* *Devil* Hill. So transparent.
Truly the Satanists control DC.
Truly the Satanists control DC.
August 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Took my family to the Air and Space Museum. As advertised it has plenty of air and space, but it also has this flying contraption, a true abomination unto G-d, Tower of Babel 2.0. And of course they flew it at someplace called *Kill* *Devil* Hill. So transparent.
Truly the Satanists control DC.
Truly the Satanists control DC.
Finally watching SINNERS and…
July 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Finally watching SINNERS and…
Lyle Lovett, giving me hope that I too can make it to 67
July 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Lyle Lovett, giving me hope that I too can make it to 67
I'm still Team Guillotine, but this is a good compromise
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm still Team Guillotine, but this is a good compromise
