CM
@becauseimapotato.bsky.social
FKA as a lot of other usernames.
Once I saw a tall man walking the cutest little doggo near the park. As I got closer, I could read his shirt, which said "I'm 6'7 and he's a pomsky."
So, uh, I think pomskys are acceptable.
So, uh, I think pomskys are acceptable.
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Once I saw a tall man walking the cutest little doggo near the park. As I got closer, I could read his shirt, which said "I'm 6'7 and he's a pomsky."
So, uh, I think pomskys are acceptable.
So, uh, I think pomskys are acceptable.
I was going to a concert with my brother and his girlfriend. They were good-naturedly picking on each other and she, with the most contemplative tone, said "You know, I've never noticed how much your face looks like a butt."
They broke up when she came out as a lesbian. I miss her.
They broke up when she came out as a lesbian. I miss her.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I was going to a concert with my brother and his girlfriend. They were good-naturedly picking on each other and she, with the most contemplative tone, said "You know, I've never noticed how much your face looks like a butt."
They broke up when she came out as a lesbian. I miss her.
They broke up when she came out as a lesbian. I miss her.
GNU Cringewagon.
December 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
GNU Cringewagon.
I HOPE AARON RODGERS GETS FOURNIERS GANGRENE AND THEN MEASLES
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I HOPE AARON RODGERS GETS FOURNIERS GANGRENE AND THEN MEASLES
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🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
Anecdotal, but our pediatrician said she sent 5 kids to the ER for flu yesterday alone.
A novel influenza variant called subclade K appears to be driving an uptick in cases and hospitalizations throughout the U.S. and other countries
New Flu Variant May Be Triggering Spike in Severe Disease
A novel influenza variant called subclade K appears to be driving an uptick in cases and hospitalizations throughout the U.S. and other countries
www.scientificamerican.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Anecdotal, but our pediatrician said she sent 5 kids to the ER for flu yesterday alone.
@peters.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov Please stop throwing trans kids under the bus. Compromise here isn't going to bring Republicans over, but it is going to make trans folks ask why Democrats want them to suffer.
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
@peters.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov Please stop throwing trans kids under the bus. Compromise here isn't going to bring Republicans over, but it is going to make trans folks ask why Democrats want them to suffer.
Look I'm not PROUD I'm parked where I can tell the second my pizza is ready but I'm not...NOT proud.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Look I'm not PROUD I'm parked where I can tell the second my pizza is ready but I'm not...NOT proud.
I NEED THE PIGEON TO HAVE A NEW YORK ACCENT. I'm sorry but that hot dog finding pigeon is NOT in the Midwest.
The author Mo Willems’ children’s book series ‘The Pigeon Show starring Pigeon’ and ‘The Elephant & Piggie Show’ have both been greenlit for animated TV adaptations for Paramount+.
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I NEED THE PIGEON TO HAVE A NEW YORK ACCENT. I'm sorry but that hot dog finding pigeon is NOT in the Midwest.
Pretty good sports day so far. Lando Norris is a world champion and Michigan Football gets the chance to be the Cheeziest.
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pretty good sports day so far. Lando Norris is a world champion and Michigan Football gets the chance to be the Cheeziest.
THIS. I love Gul Dukat because he is such a complex character and also AWFUL.
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
THIS. I love Gul Dukat because he is such a complex character and also AWFUL.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
Great Blue heron
White-tail deer
Chipmunk
Northern Leopard Frog
Raccoon
White-tail deer
Chipmunk
Northern Leopard Frog
Raccoon
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Moose
Turkey
Snapping turtle
Red-tailed hawk
Armadillo
Moose
Turkey
Snapping turtle
Red-tailed hawk
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
-wallaby (so! many! wallabies!)
-kangaroo
-echidna
-penguins
-cassowary
-wallaby (so! many! wallabies!)
-kangaroo
-echidna
-penguins
-cassowary
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Great Blue heron
White-tail deer
Chipmunk
Northern Leopard Frog
Raccoon
White-tail deer
Chipmunk
Northern Leopard Frog
Raccoon
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What is best in life? To connect with as much joy as needed to be able to share it with others; to gladly be the beacon for Gondor's aid; and to seek and destroy the reasons for lamentations caused by the cruel.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
What is best in life? To connect with as much joy as needed to be able to share it with others; to gladly be the beacon for Gondor's aid; and to seek and destroy the reasons for lamentations caused by the cruel.
I think we have successfully concluded that it's worse to watch your team play terribly when they are supposed to be good than it is to watch your team be abysmal when they're supposed to just be bad. So, we can stop the experiment now. C'mon, Lions.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I think we have successfully concluded that it's worse to watch your team play terribly when they are supposed to be good than it is to watch your team be abysmal when they're supposed to just be bad. So, we can stop the experiment now. C'mon, Lions.
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Do you think it was an Amber ale?
Arrested for bringing in your own alcohol in Section 311? Talk about a beautiful disaster.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Do you think it was an Amber ale?
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OH MY GOD DO THIS, THIS IS INDECENT AMOUNTS OF SALE
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November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
OH MY GOD DO THIS, THIS IS INDECENT AMOUNTS OF SALE
You know you're getting old when the thing you're most excited about when returning from vacation is not just your own mattress but also being reunited with your heating pad.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know you're getting old when the thing you're most excited about when returning from vacation is not just your own mattress but also being reunited with your heating pad.
Parenthood-
6pm: "I'm so excited to be out and enjoy live music!"
8pm: "I miss my baby I hope he's ok."
6pm: "I'm so excited to be out and enjoy live music!"
8pm: "I miss my baby I hope he's ok."
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Parenthood-
6pm: "I'm so excited to be out and enjoy live music!"
8pm: "I miss my baby I hope he's ok."
6pm: "I'm so excited to be out and enjoy live music!"
8pm: "I miss my baby I hope he's ok."
Being the bigger person is not requesting Pink Pony Club at the evangelical wedding because they mostly behaved at mine (by not showing up.)
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Being the bigger person is not requesting Pink Pony Club at the evangelical wedding because they mostly behaved at mine (by not showing up.)
Hey if you are at a wedding and they ask everyone to put their phones away, and you don't, and then the photographer comes up to you to tell you to put your phone away and you still don't, I hope your family stops inviting you to things.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey if you are at a wedding and they ask everyone to put their phones away, and you don't, and then the photographer comes up to you to tell you to put your phone away and you still don't, I hope your family stops inviting you to things.
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When you make a mistake at work and then see the 'hey everyone, just a friendly reminder' email
January 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When you make a mistake at work and then see the 'hey everyone, just a friendly reminder' email