Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)
@bebopally.bsky.social
46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions
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In general you can safely assume that any claim about human bodies that says "this stops at a hard cutoff of [x] years" actually means "the studies on this ran out of funding at [x] years"
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In general you can safely assume that any claim about human bodies that says "this stops at a hard cutoff of [x] years" actually means "the studies on this ran out of funding at [x] years"
everyone got that one musician they love who’s being a little too woke right now. like sure girl i’ll go on bandcamp for you but please stop trying to get me to move to Upscrolled
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
everyone got that one musician they love who’s being a little too woke right now. like sure girl i’ll go on bandcamp for you but please stop trying to get me to move to Upscrolled
the saudis are bringing back echo cooler and the choco taco btw
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the saudis are bringing back echo cooler and the choco taco btw
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letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
letting elon musk bust inside you to secure 10k a month in child support - call that universal basic in-cum
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thank god woke is coming back
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
thank god woke is coming back
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Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
![Picture of a hoodie that says
100% CHILL
Snow Bunny
(SNOH-bun-ee] noun
DEFINITION](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreihbldfew7syrva4wbykewj4wvivpvmlsokryrkqwintzqabnd6hc4@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Doing that thing where I catch back up on Target news to see how the company’s doing and found out that they released these hoodies and then quickly pulled them from their website after, like, a day
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go folksy go brokesy
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
go folksy go brokesy
TBH that one gem fusion in steven universe made of like 20 different gems on HOMEWORLD of all places is kinda coded as a predatory polycule but yall aren’t mature enough for that discussion yet
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TBH that one gem fusion in steven universe made of like 20 different gems on HOMEWORLD of all places is kinda coded as a predatory polycule but yall aren’t mature enough for that discussion yet
dude they just announced that zohran mamdani is gonna make the mcrib go away
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
dude they just announced that zohran mamdani is gonna make the mcrib go away
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first democrat to primary on the promise of a purge of republicans in all levels of government has my vote. i need it to be like the fake persecution that christians think they’re going through but for real
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
first democrat to primary on the promise of a purge of republicans in all levels of government has my vote. i need it to be like the fake persecution that christians think they’re going through but for real
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bluesky mods retire bitch
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
i need to stop saying lowkey so much but it's an insanely effective phrase for couching statements you're not entirely confident in. it's my crutch
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i need to stop saying lowkey so much but it's an insanely effective phrase for couching statements you're not entirely confident in. it's my crutch
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they’re calling illconceivedpodcast.com the hottest new podcast of 2025
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
they’re calling illconceivedpodcast.com the hottest new podcast of 2025
fucked up that they're trying to kill all the poor people before ai is capable of making little treats. you'd think they'd have it at at least 70% capacity first
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
fucked up that they're trying to kill all the poor people before ai is capable of making little treats. you'd think they'd have it at at least 70% capacity first
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The limu emu disgusts me
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The limu emu disgusts me
benadryl didn’t work the first dose even though i’m risking dementia taking this shit. ref!!! ref do something !!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
benadryl didn’t work the first dose even though i’m risking dementia taking this shit. ref!!! ref do something !!!
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first birthday without you
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
first birthday without you
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Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sad day for the folks who staked their reputations on lab leak conspiracy theories.
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...