Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)
@bebopally.bsky.social
46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions
not falling for it!
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
not falling for it!
pls provide a trigger warning before talking about madame bovary..... unlike taylor, some of us have actually had to read old books
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
pls provide a trigger warning before talking about madame bovary..... unlike taylor, some of us have actually had to read old books
thank you for reminding me
October 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
thank you for reminding me
this is just a general tummy problems issue.. dickens referenced it in a christmas carol (source: google images)
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is just a general tummy problems issue.. dickens referenced it in a christmas carol (source: google images)
the movie BAD PEDOPHILE from @theonion.com made me transgender, which i didn’t even know was possible but here we are
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the movie BAD PEDOPHILE from @theonion.com made me transgender, which i didn’t even know was possible but here we are
i call this one the suicide prevention hotline because it cost me $9.88 and will has a slight chance of worsening my material conditions if i’m not careful
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i call this one the suicide prevention hotline because it cost me $9.88 and will has a slight chance of worsening my material conditions if i’m not careful
y'know.... i forgot about that lil thang
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
y'know.... i forgot about that lil thang
all the libs in my family are posting about gun control on instagram
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
all the libs in my family are posting about gun control on instagram
the google doc will happen one of these days and it’s gonna be so annoying
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the google doc will happen one of these days and it’s gonna be so annoying
rewatching the doug walker commercials series with roger and he keeps making rape jokes
August 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
rewatching the doug walker commercials series with roger and he keeps making rape jokes
they got the heat at arundel mills
August 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
they got the heat at arundel mills
he stands like he’s 40
July 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
he stands like he’s 40
life is a fucking prison
July 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
life is a fucking prison
watched the nintendo direct while waiting for my flight
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
watched the nintendo direct while waiting for my flight
don’t kill yourself
July 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
don’t kill yourself
did i look like a happier person the day before turning 20 or the day before turning 21? chat: discuss
July 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
did i look like a happier person the day before turning 20 or the day before turning 21? chat: discuss
girl i’m crushing on showed me her matt mercer impression
July 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
girl i’m crushing on showed me her matt mercer impression
up since 5:30 this is all just a sick sort of hunt to me
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
up since 5:30 this is all just a sick sort of hunt to me
if you could kill and eat biscuit this is what she would taste like
July 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
if you could kill and eat biscuit this is what she would taste like
hit the ladies with one of these
July 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
hit the ladies with one of these
July 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM