Beau Montana
@beaumontana.bsky.social
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Writer. Or whatever
Writer. Or whatever
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in before the cops ban the comment
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
in before the cops ban the comment
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The evil that men do lives after them
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
Anyone done speed dating? Is it any fun?
August 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Anyone done speed dating? Is it any fun?
Big news. Dead Star Press will be releasing “Stories No One Should Read”
I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year
I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Big news. Dead Star Press will be releasing “Stories No One Should Read”
I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year
I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year
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I don’t care how much I hear “releasing the Epstein files is a bipartisan issue”. The files could reveal that Trump is unquestionably guilty and yet MAGA with their GOP enablers will find a way to square the circle in their minds.
July 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don’t care how much I hear “releasing the Epstein files is a bipartisan issue”. The files could reveal that Trump is unquestionably guilty and yet MAGA with their GOP enablers will find a way to square the circle in their minds.
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there is an entire subset of very online self-declared communist who believes Actually Existing Communism would be devoid of Math and Rules, when Actually Existing Communism is mostly Math and Rules
Gotta love how many US lefties have drunk the David Graeber bullshit jobs Koolaid when everyone from Stalin to the CNT-FAI communes would have sold their own mothers for computers running Excel.
July 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
there is an entire subset of very online self-declared communist who believes Actually Existing Communism would be devoid of Math and Rules, when Actually Existing Communism is mostly Math and Rules
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They get big mad when you tell them you can't just run civil infrastructure on Vibes. Like sorry bud, gonna need to do some math to make sure the poop water goes where we need it to (and not where it's not supposed to)
July 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They get big mad when you tell them you can't just run civil infrastructure on Vibes. Like sorry bud, gonna need to do some math to make sure the poop water goes where we need it to (and not where it's not supposed to)
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I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
July 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
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it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce
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Really impressed with the overt political messaging in Gunn’s Superman. Truly brave final shot.
July 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Really impressed with the overt political messaging in Gunn’s Superman. Truly brave final shot.
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Fascism feels eternal when you’re trapped inside it. But zoom out. Across the arc of history, reactionary rule is always a glitch—loud, violent, short-lived. The future doesn’t belong to tyrants. It belongs to the people who build. 1/10
July 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fascism feels eternal when you’re trapped inside it. But zoom out. Across the arc of history, reactionary rule is always a glitch—loud, violent, short-lived. The future doesn’t belong to tyrants. It belongs to the people who build. 1/10
I should find more time to skeet
June 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I should find more time to skeet
I would have been more excited had they announced Chad Stahelski as the next James Bond director than Denis Villeneuve tbh
June 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I would have been more excited had they announced Chad Stahelski as the next James Bond director than Denis Villeneuve tbh
I’d rather be know for my big penis than my big brain
June 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I’d rather be know for my big penis than my big brain
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Bro what the fuck are you talking about
June 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bro what the fuck are you talking about
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listen, I like the guy but this is unacceptable
June 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
listen, I like the guy but this is unacceptable
Real kings shit standing up
June 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Real kings shit standing up
Real kings pull their pants all the way down to piss
June 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Real kings pull their pants all the way down to piss
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ay bud you wanna come play piss gun with me? it's honestly so fun. anyway love u big dog 🫶
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ay bud you wanna come play piss gun with me? it's honestly so fun. anyway love u big dog 🫶
Nobody wants an origin story for James Bond.
If they’re going for Tom Holland as Bond then I presume they want to reestablish a comedic tone for the series.
The problem is what part of Villeneuve’s filmography makes you think he can do comedy?
If they’re going for Tom Holland as Bond then I presume they want to reestablish a comedic tone for the series.
The problem is what part of Villeneuve’s filmography makes you think he can do comedy?
June 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Nobody wants an origin story for James Bond.
If they’re going for Tom Holland as Bond then I presume they want to reestablish a comedic tone for the series.
The problem is what part of Villeneuve’s filmography makes you think he can do comedy?
If they’re going for Tom Holland as Bond then I presume they want to reestablish a comedic tone for the series.
The problem is what part of Villeneuve’s filmography makes you think he can do comedy?