Austin H
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Austin H
@beangeek.bsky.social
Star Wars/computer nerd, ex-coffee professional but eternal snob, cat dad, F1 fan, your local IT guy
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Introduction post because I’m seeing that a lot and Idk what else to do yet?

Hi, I’m Austin. Kentuckian born and raised who loves Star Wars, marched a few seasons of drum corps. Probably posting about tech, gaming, or cute animals.

IT for a living, working towards DevOps/Infrastructure/proj mgmt!
Apparently I have so many Always Sunny memes on my phone that iOS thinks Mac deserves his own album
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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happy anniversary of Oscar Piastri post and deleting this because it was 9/11
September 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Boomer coworker’s computer is acting up. Company bought him a replacement. He’s nearly in literal tears at the thought of having to change computers because he can’t handle technology.

You’re a VP with our company making 6-figures and a new computer breaks you down?

Fuck you.
August 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Now THAT is how you do a filibuster, Senator. Respect.
April 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nintendo and FromSoftware had me on edge for a full 3 1/2 minutes thinking Bloodborne 2 would actually be:

1) announced in a Direct, and
2) release on Switch

Yet I’m still not disappointed at all and can’t wait to buy a Switch 2 for The Duskbloods (and some other stuff I guess)
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Re-organizing (for the purpose of cutting bulk from) my Star Wars Unlimited collection. I don’t think I’ve ever looked like this much of a madman, color-coding little pieces of cardboard that can sometimes be shiny #SWU
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.

Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

#RebelAllianceForever
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sitting back down with the end of Indiana Jones and The Great Circle tonight, because beating the shit out of fascists and Nazis is a great coping mechanism
January 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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[luke skywalker shooting proton torpedoes into the reactor core of the death star] kobe
December 30, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I need Monster Energy to keep this flavor around at least until #GTA6 comes out
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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they should make a BIOS update process that doesnt scare the shit out of me
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Expect to see a sharp increase in unfortunate "gamer" coverage.
Reminder to the media: Research video games before reporting on them
No, Among Us doesn’t turn someone into an assassin
www.polygon.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I check in on this project every couple months. This group has made Starfield into something jaw-dropping, and it deserves all of the recognition and praise for both ambition and execution.

Modders are amazing y’all

#Starfield #StarWars #StarWarsGenesis #modding

youtu.be/qAzZS57KA1E?...
The Open World Star Wars RPG Project — Star Wars Genesis V7 Release Overview (Starfield Conversion)
YouTube video by DeityVengy
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December 8, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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me, sitting in front of my xbox with game pass ultimate: there is nothing to play :(
December 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Man I know a purple bag of Doritos hate to see me coming
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
And to the surprise of no one….

Four years strong with Jimmy Buffett as my top artist. Sue me, I like to live on island time

#jimmybuffett
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I’m not convinced that anyone can remember which is a stalagmite or stalactite on first sight.

Everyone has to take several real-time seconds to process that “stalacTITES hang TIGHT to the ceiling.”

Geologists and spelunkers need not chime in
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM