Brian Tabor
@bctabor.bsky.social
Real G's move in silence like lasagna.
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Jimmy Fallon doing a softball interview with a sociopath who's actively making the world worse? Truly can't believe this, a moment entirely without precedent.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Jimmy Fallon doing a softball interview with a sociopath who's actively making the world worse? Truly can't believe this, a moment entirely without precedent.
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I declare it over. The Pacers have won the NBA championship 3.5 game to 3 games. There will be no second half. Charles Barkley will tell some off-color jokes for 90 minutes.
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I declare it over. The Pacers have won the NBA championship 3.5 game to 3 games. There will be no second half. Charles Barkley will tell some off-color jokes for 90 minutes.
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ESPN suspended me from Twitter for telling a creationist colleague that evolution was real.
"It's moving in the right direction, but it's still recognized as one of the worst cities in America. To the point where the head of the FBI has called it 'the murder capital of this country' per capita. That's on the record." - Stephen A. Smith discussing Memphis on First Take
June 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ESPN suspended me from Twitter for telling a creationist colleague that evolution was real.
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Scot Foster is right there...
June 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Scot Foster is right there...
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The body language of a man about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
June 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The body language of a man about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
Why does he have this job?
Stephen A is really playing Solitaire at the Final lmao
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Why does he have this job?
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"I was never a Sauron fan. Did I facilitate Sauron's rise to power by donating most of Isengard’s resources to his reconquest campaign and persuading my legions of Uruk-hai followers to support him? Sure, but that doesn’t mean I agreed with him on everything."
I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
“Last year, two mercurial billionaires formed a partnership and vowed to drive the country in a new direction. Donald Trump had the political power...
buff.ly
June 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"I was never a Sauron fan. Did I facilitate Sauron's rise to power by donating most of Isengard’s resources to his reconquest campaign and persuading my legions of Uruk-hai followers to support him? Sure, but that doesn’t mean I agreed with him on everything."
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Haliburton TNT interview in front of an emptying MSG. What a scene.
May 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Haliburton TNT interview in front of an emptying MSG. What a scene.
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The incomparable 🐐 Christopher Wallace aka The Notorious B.I.G. would’ve turned 53 today 🙏🕊️
May 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The incomparable 🐐 Christopher Wallace aka The Notorious B.I.G. would’ve turned 53 today 🙏🕊️
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Free throw attempts in the last two games
Cavs 77
Pacers 42
Lol
Cavs 77
Pacers 42
Lol
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Free throw attempts in the last two games
Cavs 77
Pacers 42
Lol
Cavs 77
Pacers 42
Lol
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the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention
April 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention
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If you disregard the iceberg, the Titanic had successfully journey.
Peter Navarro on CNBC reacts to the shrinking GDP number by insisting it's actually good news because if you strip out the effect of tariffs "you have 3 percent growth. So we really like where we're at now."
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you disregard the iceberg, the Titanic had successfully journey.
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JOHNNY FURPHY GOGA HAS A FAMILY
April 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
JOHNNY FURPHY GOGA HAS A FAMILY
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The hype has reached crisis levels -- now government stewards of the environment are claiming that we don't need to protect species, because Colossal will just bring them back, despite the fact that Colossal has never resurrected an extinct species.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The hype has reached crisis levels -- now government stewards of the environment are claiming that we don't need to protect species, because Colossal will just bring them back, despite the fact that Colossal has never resurrected an extinct species.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
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Re: de-extinction
It does feel like there are an awful lot of organisms out there that are very threatened but aren’t actually extinct yet. Doesn’t it make more sense to start by protecting them, if the goal is actually ecological integrity and not a weird self-aggrandizing techno-grift?
It does feel like there are an awful lot of organisms out there that are very threatened but aren’t actually extinct yet. Doesn’t it make more sense to start by protecting them, if the goal is actually ecological integrity and not a weird self-aggrandizing techno-grift?
April 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Re: de-extinction
It does feel like there are an awful lot of organisms out there that are very threatened but aren’t actually extinct yet. Doesn’t it make more sense to start by protecting them, if the goal is actually ecological integrity and not a weird self-aggrandizing techno-grift?
It does feel like there are an awful lot of organisms out there that are very threatened but aren’t actually extinct yet. Doesn’t it make more sense to start by protecting them, if the goal is actually ecological integrity and not a weird self-aggrandizing techno-grift?
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Just released, Trump has put out an additional list of tariffs:
International House of Pancakes 10%
Ursa Minor 38%
Freedonia 17%
Nation of Language 10%
Yogurtland 83%
Eurasia 10%
MILF Island 69%
Alderaan 10%
Mar a Lago 10%
International House of Pancakes 10%
Ursa Minor 38%
Freedonia 17%
Nation of Language 10%
Yogurtland 83%
Eurasia 10%
MILF Island 69%
Alderaan 10%
Mar a Lago 10%
Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just released, Trump has put out an additional list of tariffs:
International House of Pancakes 10%
Ursa Minor 38%
Freedonia 17%
Nation of Language 10%
Yogurtland 83%
Eurasia 10%
MILF Island 69%
Alderaan 10%
Mar a Lago 10%
International House of Pancakes 10%
Ursa Minor 38%
Freedonia 17%
Nation of Language 10%
Yogurtland 83%
Eurasia 10%
MILF Island 69%
Alderaan 10%
Mar a Lago 10%
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Not calling timeout to get Tyrese back in the game for the final offensive possession is a major blunder.
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Not calling timeout to get Tyrese back in the game for the final offensive possession is a major blunder.
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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The full transcript of the leaked DoD text thread is absolutely bonkers.
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March 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The full transcript of the leaked DoD text thread is absolutely bonkers.
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the brutal realization that the people destroying our country know the theme to duck tales
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
the brutal realization that the people destroying our country know the theme to duck tales