Rescue Randy
@battledrill16.bsky.social
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Very funny that the NG Sniper Competition posted these photos alongside the normal photos of competitors (the SF snipers didn’t ask for cool guy blurry face)
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Very funny that the NG Sniper Competition posted these photos alongside the normal photos of competitors (the SF snipers didn’t ask for cool guy blurry face)
Kushner does cartoonishly corrupt thing- “many people are asking”
Kushner role in bid for Warner Bros raises ethical questions, experts say reut.rs/48XBKYV
Kushner role in bid for Warner Bros raises ethical questions, experts say
Questions about whether Jared Kushner has benefited from his father-in-law's presidency have been raised before. Financing for Paramount's offer includes Kushner's firm and Middle Eastern funds.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Kushner does cartoonishly corrupt thing- “many people are asking”
@dieworkwear.bsky.social why do the suits in Casablanca fit so well on all the actors?
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social why do the suits in Casablanca fit so well on all the actors?
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
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Checking in on these dudes, brb.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Checking in on these dudes, brb.
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This is the ideal Dem candidate for next year, you may not like him but this is what peak performance will look like
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is the ideal Dem candidate for next year, you may not like him but this is what peak performance will look like
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Exactly. Used to tell my LTs, “You don’t have to be the smartest, fastest, or strongest but you can’t be the dumbest, slowest, or weakest.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Exactly. Used to tell my LTs, “You don’t have to be the smartest, fastest, or strongest but you can’t be the dumbest, slowest, or weakest.”
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The GOP abandoned the free market almost as fast as they abandoned representative democracy
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The GOP abandoned the free market almost as fast as they abandoned representative democracy
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"I did some SSE training at Bagram as part of the theater mandatory training, lemme take a look at that splash pattern"
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"I did some SSE training at Bagram as part of the theater mandatory training, lemme take a look at that splash pattern"
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everything this loser does has big “Make A Wish” vibes.
“Little Pete has terminal loseritis and we’re letting him shoot some pew pews and get a chopper ride! We even found a tiny uniform and made him an honorary Delta operator! Good luck with your upcoming dickweed-ectomy surgery, Petey! 💫💫💫”
“Little Pete has terminal loseritis and we’re letting him shoot some pew pews and get a chopper ride! We even found a tiny uniform and made him an honorary Delta operator! Good luck with your upcoming dickweed-ectomy surgery, Petey! 💫💫💫”
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
everything this loser does has big “Make A Wish” vibes.
“Little Pete has terminal loseritis and we’re letting him shoot some pew pews and get a chopper ride! We even found a tiny uniform and made him an honorary Delta operator! Good luck with your upcoming dickweed-ectomy surgery, Petey! 💫💫💫”
“Little Pete has terminal loseritis and we’re letting him shoot some pew pews and get a chopper ride! We even found a tiny uniform and made him an honorary Delta operator! Good luck with your upcoming dickweed-ectomy surgery, Petey! 💫💫💫”
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when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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Baby Huey lookin ass. Gearbomb with pistol (peep the 550…imagine trying to draw that) on his chest like it’s 2005, with that sweet BFA and MILES gear.
This is InfantryDort.
This is InfantryDort.
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Baby Huey lookin ass. Gearbomb with pistol (peep the 550…imagine trying to draw that) on his chest like it’s 2005, with that sweet BFA and MILES gear.
This is InfantryDort.
This is InfantryDort.
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Going home from work early sick with the cringe
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Going home from work early sick with the cringe
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He was going to recite the Ranger Creed but…..
Hegseth to military leaders: "Good morning and welcome to the War Department. Because the era of the Department of Defense is over. You see, the motto of my first platoon was 'those who long for peace must prepare for war.'"
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
He was going to recite the Ranger Creed but…..
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holy shit they did the meme
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
holy shit they did the meme
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The most brilliant campaign in American military history, send skeet
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The most brilliant campaign in American military history, send skeet