@batonwielder.bsky.social
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Emperor Justinian's invasion of his own country hastened the fall of the Roman Empire. But after a thousand years of darkness and poverty Italy saw a Renaissance. Could the same thing happen here?
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Emperor Justinian's invasion of his own country hastened the fall of the Roman Empire. But after a thousand years of darkness and poverty Italy saw a Renaissance. Could the same thing happen here?
Straight out of the imagination of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Straight out of the imagination of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.
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If they can do that to Abrego Garcia, they can do that to you.
April 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If they can do that to Abrego Garcia, they can do that to you.
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“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Why am I so sad today?” I ask myself after staring at my little handheld sadness machine and clicking all the sad little things that will definitely make me sad
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Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.
Poll: Majority of Americans Favor Swapping Trump for Abrego Garcia
Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.
www.borowitzreport.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Poll respondents agreed that a maximum security prison in El Salvador is an appropriate place to house a felon convicted on 34 counts.
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The older I get, the more there isn’t a good time for anything. Like it’s either too early or I’m too busy or I’m too tired because it’s after 5:30 so just stop asking me things altogether I guess idk
April 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The older I get, the more there isn’t a good time for anything. Like it’s either too early or I’m too busy or I’m too tired because it’s after 5:30 so just stop asking me things altogether I guess idk
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Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Measles was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000 by the World Health Organization due to the success of vaccination efforts.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
It's back and now in 18 states? Why? Anti-vaxxers.
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I don’t want to exaggerate my powers of prediction but I posted this ten years ago:
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I don’t want to exaggerate my powers of prediction but I posted this ten years ago:
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Kamala Harris warned us that Trump was going to do all the things that he's now doing. But she wasn't likable enough when she did it.
March 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kamala Harris warned us that Trump was going to do all the things that he's now doing. But she wasn't likable enough when she did it.
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Starmer to Zelenskyy: You are very very welcome here in Downing Street. As you heard from the cheers outside, you have full backing across the United Kingdom.
March 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Starmer to Zelenskyy: You are very very welcome here in Downing Street. As you heard from the cheers outside, you have full backing across the United Kingdom.
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This is literally the street I live on.
I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.
I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.
February 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is literally the street I live on.
I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.
I can’t stress enough how much of an improvement this has made to my life.
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They could try "I don't have the authority to mass fire these workers without cause and neither do you"
This excuse didn't work in Nuremberg.
February 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
They could try "I don't have the authority to mass fire these workers without cause and neither do you"
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lol I am once again proposing that we beat their ass
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol I am once again proposing that we beat their ass
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Too many people didn't appreciate just how wonderful, how glorious, it was that the daily news cycle during Biden's presidency was boring as fuck.
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Too many people didn't appreciate just how wonderful, how glorious, it was that the daily news cycle during Biden's presidency was boring as fuck.
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Bunker boy wants an apology
January 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bunker boy wants an apology
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How it started. How it’s going.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
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We should always assume that conservatives are arguing in good faith, because to do otherwise undermines our liberal values.
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We should always assume that conservatives are arguing in good faith, because to do otherwise undermines our liberal values.
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We spent the last four years writing about the high price of eggs under Biden. Now that they’ve reached an all-time high under Trump we’ve moved on to other topics.
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We spent the last four years writing about the high price of eggs under Biden. Now that they’ve reached an all-time high under Trump we’ve moved on to other topics.
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT