Bandit
@batbandit.bsky.social
pov: youtube fucking hates poor people having access to water
so many ai desc on videos of people who i KNOW hate ai
so many ai desc on videos of people who i KNOW hate ai
December 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
pov: youtube fucking hates poor people having access to water
so many ai desc on videos of people who i KNOW hate ai
so many ai desc on videos of people who i KNOW hate ai
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it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
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An unarmed veteran was attacked from behind, sustaining injuries and being dragged into a Portland ice building.
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
An unarmed veteran was attacked from behind, sustaining injuries and being dragged into a Portland ice building.
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Just so everyone knows, Elon did it too. His tweet is also still up.
June 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Just so everyone knows, Elon did it too. His tweet is also still up.
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I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
June 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.
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😡This is the city of Kharkiv right now. Russia is a terrorist state!
April 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
😡This is the city of Kharkiv right now. Russia is a terrorist state!
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Reminder no. 871: Congress can stop this insanity any time it so chooses.
Under the Constitution, *Congress*, not the President, has the power to tax and to impose tariffs. They gave it away. They can take it back.
Call your Congress reps, especially if they are GOP. Tell them: ENOUGH!
Under the Constitution, *Congress*, not the President, has the power to tax and to impose tariffs. They gave it away. They can take it back.
Call your Congress reps, especially if they are GOP. Tell them: ENOUGH!
April 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Reminder no. 871: Congress can stop this insanity any time it so chooses.
Under the Constitution, *Congress*, not the President, has the power to tax and to impose tariffs. They gave it away. They can take it back.
Call your Congress reps, especially if they are GOP. Tell them: ENOUGH!
Under the Constitution, *Congress*, not the President, has the power to tax and to impose tariffs. They gave it away. They can take it back.
Call your Congress reps, especially if they are GOP. Tell them: ENOUGH!
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Anonymous, if you’re listening…
Please hack Fox News and disable them for at least 3 months.
We will have a new country if you do.
Thank you…
Signed, Sane America 😎✨
Please hack Fox News and disable them for at least 3 months.
We will have a new country if you do.
Thank you…
Signed, Sane America 😎✨
April 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Anonymous, if you’re listening…
Please hack Fox News and disable them for at least 3 months.
We will have a new country if you do.
Thank you…
Signed, Sane America 😎✨
Please hack Fox News and disable them for at least 3 months.
We will have a new country if you do.
Thank you…
Signed, Sane America 😎✨
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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But you voted FOR funding for Israel, who just murdered emergency workers on camera and lied about it? Supporting theirs so they'll support yours doesn't work. Stop helping them.
April 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
But you voted FOR funding for Israel, who just murdered emergency workers on camera and lied about it? Supporting theirs so they'll support yours doesn't work. Stop helping them.
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A broke and destitute citizenry is a scared citizenry. A fearful citizenry is more docile and less willing to take risks and fight for their rights. They clutch what they have left close to their chest and obey.
It's what he wants. Let's deny this motherfucker what he wants.
It's what he wants. Let's deny this motherfucker what he wants.
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A broke and destitute citizenry is a scared citizenry. A fearful citizenry is more docile and less willing to take risks and fight for their rights. They clutch what they have left close to their chest and obey.
It's what he wants. Let's deny this motherfucker what he wants.
It's what he wants. Let's deny this motherfucker what he wants.
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Because he hates America for not giving him that second term, he says it was stolen, but he knows he lost it, he felt humiliated he will punish them just like he punished his wife for suggesting he have scalp replacement. He eventually buried her at his golf course in an untended grave.
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.
April 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The absolute callousness of announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar this week, of all weeks.
“the economy was better under trump” -claims my father 🙃
Today's stock market crash was the worst since the Spring of 2020.
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
Can you guess who was president during *both* crashes? I bet you can!
April 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“the economy was better under trump” -claims my father 🙃
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As I did not fuck around, I would kindly ask that I be spared from finding out. Please and thank you.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As I did not fuck around, I would kindly ask that I be spared from finding out. Please and thank you.
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I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like Ted Cruz at all
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls
- a poem by John Oliver
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like Ted Cruz at all
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls
- a poem by John Oliver
April 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like Ted Cruz at all
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls
- a poem by John Oliver
I do not like his far right views
I do not like his stupid chin
I do not like his smarmy grin
I do not like him with a beard
I do not like him freshly sheared
I do not like Ted Cruz at all
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls
- a poem by John Oliver
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18F, the federal government’s technology shop, was demolished by Musk’s team shortly after midnight. It was a cost-recoverable org, charging agencies for their expertise, using a consulting model. Its cost to government was negligible, its benefits huge. My team there once saved DoD $500 billion.
March 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
18F, the federal government’s technology shop, was demolished by Musk’s team shortly after midnight. It was a cost-recoverable org, charging agencies for their expertise, using a consulting model. Its cost to government was negligible, its benefits huge. My team there once saved DoD $500 billion.
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Always loved these photos of nazi skinheads getting absolutely destroyed at a Floorpunch show I think they were onto something..
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Always loved these photos of nazi skinheads getting absolutely destroyed at a Floorpunch show I think they were onto something..
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They choose this. They choose this. They choose this. Melania. Usha. Ivanka. They are adults and they choose all this. They can leave at any moment, and every day they are still choosing this. They are not victims, they are henchwomen.
January 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They choose this. They choose this. They choose this. Melania. Usha. Ivanka. They are adults and they choose all this. They can leave at any moment, and every day they are still choosing this. They are not victims, they are henchwomen.
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First post off the year better not fuck this up
January 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
First post off the year better not fuck this up