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the fuck are you trying to say about me man
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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say what you will about linus tech tips, it's awesome to assume anyone buying an enamel pin of a keyboard cannot possibly be straight
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Surely if I up the weight of my dumbbells nothing bad will happen
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Looks like Death Grips are finally working on new material! Thought it'd never happen at this point.

For reference, it has been 2693 days since their last album, and the entire span of their original run (first EP to last album) was 2663 days.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Idk if it's just that I grew up in the advent of ytp but the seeming mass confusion over the 67 thing seems so performative to me. Like wtf do you mean you can't understand kids repeating something memetic just because they can? Mama Luigi would have killed you.
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spinning Thread by @intoitoverit.bsky.social is one of my favourite songs ever, I hope it comes to define the next few years for me
August 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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So glad I decided to get into Ultraman.
July 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Was wondering why I was finding deadlifts so hard yesterday and it was because I was accidentally lifting 70kg instead of my usual 65kg whoopsies
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Me, a tarantula tapping my mandibles on the web of a potential mate in morse code: need me a Latina baddie
April 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips
April 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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With the Oblivion remaster taking up the hype cycle, it's probably a good time to re-up that the Palestinian-led BDS movement has asked for a boycott of Microsoft's gaming products due to the company's ongoing and enthusiastic technical support for the IDF's ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Games media can't ignore BDS Xbox boycott
aftermath.site/microsoft-bds-...
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Love touching hot stoves
April 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I used to ride the subway at all times of the night in the 90s during the height of crime and I almost never felt unsafe at all while I was robbing and assaulting people
April 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Apes Freaked Out When I Spoke Their Language
March 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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there was a moral panic about ninjas in the UK in the 80s/90s & our exclusively socially conservative governments still periodically announce they are banning ninja weaponry & equipment in the hopes of connecting with any old confused minds who still fear the ninja menace
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The Mandela, Gandhi and MLK of popular imagination are fake cartoon santised versions of the real people; all of their militancy and anti-capitalism erased to make them acceptable to liberal narratives
I always find it funny when people say "Where is the Palestinian Mandela?", because Mandela literally founded the armed wing of the African National Congress, which engaged in militant struggle against the apartheid regime. The US classified Mandela as a "terrorist" until 2008.
March 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
One thing they don't tell you about building muscle at the gym is that suddenly half of your clothes don't fit anymore
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
March 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM