@bargainbinbastard.bsky.social
22 years old
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I put off meds in favor of the groceries we needed so boosts/commissions/assistance is still super appreciated!
If you enjoy my art, pls consider supporting me via commissions or tips via kofi! I need to get my meds and groceries, ideally tomorrow. I have ychs available on my bsky page as well as other comm options thee and on kofi! My dms are always open to comm inquiries or quotes! ko-fi.com/ponycide
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December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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ME: wow this painting rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Goal is 70% met pls consider boosting this post or my commissions, trying to get this covered so I can order this much needed stuff today!
#commissions #kofi #mutualaid #helpfolkslive2025 #helpsky
posting as a kofi goal for more transparency, all commissions and kofi donations currently go to a much needed and past due grocery (and essentials like tp and laundry detergent) fund!! Any and all interactions, boosts, and support via comms and kofi mean a lot!! #mutualaid ko-fi.com/ponycide/goa...
Buy ponycide a Coffee
Kair’s virtual gallery and tip jar via Ko-fi
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December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
describing seeing tweets on twitter as getting it from "The Source" and seeing them on instagram with illicit words censored and a sea shanty in the background as "Runoff" - i.e. You Drinking Runoff While I Be Drinkin from The Source - much to my girlfriend's Chagrin.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i understand now the optics of me publicly attending Jeff Bezos' wedding - but somebody had to fuck his wife!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
first Mouse commandment is Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Peese of Cheese
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Cheerios Oat Crunch box: Start your day SO satisfied - Fill up with BIG FLAVOR

Me pouring myself a bowl: I just fuckin might...
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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the name Richard Beater basically forces you to go by Dick just so people know you're in on the joke and not bothered by it. introduce yourself as like, Ricky Beater and it reeks of insecurity. if you go by your middle name people will find out eventually and come down on you like a fucking meteor
I was in the weeds and having an awful day as a server circa 2004 when my coworker said, "Hey, man. You gotta check out this credit card." That CC belonged to a standard-issue 50ish guy named Dick Beater. That moment still helps me.
June 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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What I am afraid of is a sort of Return To Tradition among the artists I know, everyone adopting this almost fundamentalist religious stance on what makes art Real Art, as a response to a threat that has no substance. I think postmodernism is too useful to us.
September 5, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Good Luck! This Star is in a Small Village Somewhere in Thailand That None of the Paintings Send You To
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon
January 14, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"
Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
October 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Blast Away Mario's Worryingly Surface Level Understanding of Gender Ideology
August 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Confront Luigi About How Often He Brings Up Taking Peach to Tiny-Huge Island as a 'Joke'
October 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this year i have resolved to only put my energy into things i can actually change. for example: the weather! with my dastardly device secreted away on the bicentennial parade float, gotham city will soon be entirely at the mercy of CUMULUS REX!
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this post is like that brian eno quote about the velvet underground. only got about 150 likes but every one of those people made a post about rockin with toilet
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Jun 23
U rockin with toilet?
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
say what you want about RFK's beliefs but at least he talks normal, has a normal speech pattern and voice, looks normal and has normal mannerisms and also doesn't blink a ridiculous amount when talking. (Watching first clip of him i've ever seen) Wait a tic -
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Welp
January 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update
January 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM