Swatcher Suit
@swatcher.bsky.social
I'm a furry pervert AND I VOTE.
He/Him.
Icon by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social
He/Him.
Icon by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social
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If wrestling is fake, explain this:
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
If wrestling is fake, explain this:
Hot takes? You mean when a cartoon wolf floats into the air and their eyes turn into hearts and bug out of their skull and their tongue flaps out and hits the floor?
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Hot takes? You mean when a cartoon wolf floats into the air and their eyes turn into hearts and bug out of their skull and their tongue flaps out and hits the floor?
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Make Art (1/4)
Spent the night browsing the thrift shop of the mind.
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Spent the night browsing the thrift shop of the mind.
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An old gargoyle head I made for a haunted house attraction some many years ago ...
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
An old gargoyle head I made for a haunted house attraction some many years ago ...
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Hmmmm... 🤔
a cartoon cow with a hose sticking out of it 's butt
ALT: a cartoon cow with a hose sticking out of it 's butt
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hmmmm... 🤔
Have you every just needed a vacation from yourself
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Have you every just needed a vacation from yourself
He's having me attend all of his media appearances ahead of his big movie so he can get his Roadrunner time in. My impression of him is atrocious so he's told me to shut up and just use the signs.
Sure he'll use his expense card to order the kit for you but only if you use the most top shelf coyote DNA there is.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
He's having me attend all of his media appearances ahead of his big movie so he can get his Roadrunner time in. My impression of him is atrocious so he's told me to shut up and just use the signs.
I'd watcha lot more things if they included a centaur.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I'd watcha lot more things if they included a centaur.
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It's probably true that the human brain isn't evolved to handle social media, but I think it helps if you envision yourself as a sort of beloved local knave, modestly dining out on your little japes and stories, rather than as a rebel king collecting banners for your bloody campaign for the throne
March 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's probably true that the human brain isn't evolved to handle social media, but I think it helps if you envision yourself as a sort of beloved local knave, modestly dining out on your little japes and stories, rather than as a rebel king collecting banners for your bloody campaign for the throne
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I drew this for the hourlies but scrapped it. Don't recall the context
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I drew this for the hourlies but scrapped it. Don't recall the context
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February 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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learning a lot rn
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
learning a lot rn
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Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Back in my day you were taught that if anyone online even knows your hair colour, you're fucking DEAD
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my subtle and well drawn comic
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
my subtle and well drawn comic
I had a dream last night that I had a dragon egg, and a cat-sized red dragon hatched out of it and became my pet! His name was Burny, and then the next day I found him dead in a garbage bag in my neighbour's planter. Do you know what? Fuck you, me. I'm gonna go have a nice day, damn it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I had a dream last night that I had a dragon egg, and a cat-sized red dragon hatched out of it and became my pet! His name was Burny, and then the next day I found him dead in a garbage bag in my neighbour's planter. Do you know what? Fuck you, me. I'm gonna go have a nice day, damn it.
Watched the superbowl halftime show and mannnnn
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Watched the superbowl halftime show and mannnnn
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this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario
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The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The Super Bowl would be a lot cooler if the ballboy went to pump up the ball... but, he accidentally plugs the pump into his bellybutton— so HE gets inflated instead 😂 And the cheerleaders are all giggling, “Ooo, he’s about to pop!”
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
His pants split open. The ballboy whimpers.
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Warm up gardening centaur
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Warm up gardening centaur
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Here's is a Transfur banner image I was asked to draw. Transfur is one of the places I first posted my work online. I went toward off the Braden Plath places like Werekat and Shdowlord’s sites to post my stuff years ago. I found places like deviant art, VCl and Yerf intimidating.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Here's is a Transfur banner image I was asked to draw. Transfur is one of the places I first posted my work online. I went toward off the Braden Plath places like Werekat and Shdowlord’s sites to post my stuff years ago. I found places like deviant art, VCl and Yerf intimidating.
Hats off to the absolute champion who managed to land one suction cupped to the hood
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Hats off to the absolute champion who managed to land one suction cupped to the hood