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"COVID and Cambria" at the other place. I swear, you guys make me sign up for 13, 14 more social media sites, I'm out of here!
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I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That was NOT an average essay. Be serious.
It is an undergraduate psych class response essay to an assignment prompt that opened the door to non-germane perspectives. Public institutions can’t penalize students like this consistent with the First Amendment. It may have been an average essay, but 0/25 seems hard to justify under these facts.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lawyer Brain is a real problem that needs to be studied
This won’t be a popular opinion, but I don’t think the instructor was right here. The assignment said that the goal was for students to demonstrate they completed the readings *and* they could do so by reflecting on, among other things, their personal experiences. www.oudaily.com/news/ou-stat...
OU puts graduate instructor on leave after student claims discrimination on Bible-based essay grade
OU placed a graduate student instructor on leave after a student publicly contested a grade and filed an illegal discrimination claim after she received a failing grade on an essay
www.oudaily.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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There is no “centrist” solution to MAGA.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
you people sicken me
‘Zootopia 2’ opens with $556M at the global box office 💰

• Biggest opening ever for an animated film

• Fourth biggest opening of all time
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PLURIBUS.

Hell yeah.
you're ran a train on by the cast of the last show you watched. who's running a train on you
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Also: we should ALL have a healthy fear of goblins
I hate this post every time I see it. From having Kirby co create Spider Man to the “uhh were you high???” aspect of it. Bottom 1000 posts (non racist division)
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'd write it knowing we'd cut it on the day #scriptsky
Hats off to Zootopia 2 for not making an “uncultured swine” joke. I wouldn’t have the discipline to not make that joke.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
tfw your cerebrum is a scrotum
koala brains are smooth as hell lol
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
System of a Down is consisted dad music now
System of a Down is consisted dad music now, and that's true, correct, and good. Time marches on inexorably, and makes dad music of it all.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I’m dumbstruck by news of the death of Tom Stoppard—maybe because he hoarded all the words and knew how to use them better than just about anyone. I hope we savor his spectacular wit and erudition and argue about the politics of his plays forever. He was monumental, and also a kind and curious man.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reminder: Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. #scriptsky
“If you can’t win on the field you can always play quarterback for the culture war”

aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This was something I appreciated about DEATH BY LIGHTNING. That thing would have been unwieldy as hell at 8 episodes. Four worked. Five maybe could have worked, but that's it.
in general, i kind of think the current 8 episode season format blows. it doesn’t give you the opportunity to sit with anything, or play with a one-off thing, or anything without it coming at the expense of precious story beat time
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is why SLOW HORSES is a cut above. Six episodes. Every fall.
i don’t *really* care if we get 25 episodes seasons back, but i would REALLY just like to see any fucking consistency in release schedules and SOME SORT of standard length.

i am tired of trying to get a read on a show and not knowing how many episodes it even is to know if a slow burn is worth it
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
vaxxed?
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Assassination of James Garfield by the Nutcase Charles Guiteau
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
guess again!
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Eric makes a great point. When I log onto a social media website, I only want to see posts about things literally everyone does. Breathing. Shitting. Eating—but only in the most general terms, obviously.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
mf who is "we"?
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is a reminder to toss those old Halloween pumpkins
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM