Jeremy Brown
@bangsudo.bsky.social
Usually a software developer and/or engineering manager for a medium sized game company. I like the SF Giants, Sacramento Kings, C, and alternative rock, whatever that is
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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Also: real or not, it means anyone who said there was nothing implicating Trump in the Epstein Files was lying. You can decide this was fake, you can decide Epstein was embittered and deranged and lying, but it implicates Trump (accurately or not) and it's in the Files.
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Also: real or not, it means anyone who said there was nothing implicating Trump in the Epstein Files was lying. You can decide this was fake, you can decide Epstein was embittered and deranged and lying, but it implicates Trump (accurately or not) and it's in the Files.
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i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i love it when something is by dint of something else. i tell all my friends, don’t text me about shit unless it’s by dint of some other shit
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1-6 is the only time he really wants to be out there, too.
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
1-6 is the only time he really wants to be out there, too.
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generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
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you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
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CALL AND RESPONSE: STORIES OF THE FANTASTIC by Christopher Caldwell is out in the world!
If you haven’t pre-ordered already, you can get it directly from us here:
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October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
CALL AND RESPONSE: STORIES OF THE FANTASTIC by Christopher Caldwell is out in the world!
If you haven’t pre-ordered already, you can get it directly from us here:
PAPERBACK: www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...
EBOOK: www.neonhemlock.com/ebooks/call-...
If you haven’t pre-ordered already, you can get it directly from us here:
PAPERBACK: www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...
EBOOK: www.neonhemlock.com/ebooks/call-...
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Not even a Medbed can heal the hurt in Kid Rock's heart right now.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Not even a Medbed can heal the hurt in Kid Rock's heart right now.
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Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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they're trying to keep a lid on this, but major league baseball is now down to its last bat. for the rest of cubs-brewers, currently in progress this afternoon, all batters will share the bat. if the bat breaks that's the end of the sport. after that we'll most likely see a laser tag revival
August 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
they're trying to keep a lid on this, but major league baseball is now down to its last bat. for the rest of cubs-brewers, currently in progress this afternoon, all batters will share the bat. if the bat breaks that's the end of the sport. after that we'll most likely see a laser tag revival
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Cartoonist: Jonathan Brown
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Cartoonist: Jonathan Brown
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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
June 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
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I feel really stupid asking again
Excuse this personal post, but has anyone found a Navy Jet, I lost it around the Red Sea, DM me.
May 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I feel really stupid asking again
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i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone
April 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone
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"A very large Italian man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said 'Sir, we would love to have your beautiful beef. Our beef is weak, so weak.'"
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"A very large Italian man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said 'Sir, we would love to have your beautiful beef. Our beef is weak, so weak.'"
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
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in my opinion every restaurant should be compelled by law to have slams. across all cuisines. huevos con chilaquiles slam. szechuan slam. aloo saag slam. I favor robust state controls to implement the slamification of all menus
Denny's Lightspeed Slam (2018-2018): Part of a menu to promote "Solo: A Star Wars Story", this item featured egg whites scrambled with fresh spinach and grape tomatoes, with a side of two turkey bacon strips, an English muffin, and seasonal fruit.
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
in my opinion every restaurant should be compelled by law to have slams. across all cuisines. huevos con chilaquiles slam. szechuan slam. aloo saag slam. I favor robust state controls to implement the slamification of all menus
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He's trying to use nominative determinism to create an evil wizard
February 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He's trying to use nominative determinism to create an evil wizard