Keys the Big Lonely Foxy Catboy Balloon
@ballooniekeys.bsky.social
--WARNING: Living inflatables and inflation here--
I'm human shaped! But I have cat ears and a fox tail with a nozzle on the end and I'm a rubber balloonie hehe, come blow me up big and soft and cuddle me!
Squeaky alt of @keys6meowse.bsky.social
I'm human shaped! But I have cat ears and a fox tail with a nozzle on the end and I'm a rubber balloonie hehe, come blow me up big and soft and cuddle me!
Squeaky alt of @keys6meowse.bsky.social
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Changed being all about goobers being made out of latex and rubber (prime balloon materials)...
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Changed being all about goobers being made out of latex and rubber (prime balloon materials)...
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
There isn't much inflation/pooltoy stuff made for it.
I know in the game there's like 1 pooltoy tf scene but...
Not much inflation/pooltoy fan art and themed stuff 💔
At least what there is, it is good.
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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"every human being has an animal living inside their heart" goes hard for a statement about why everyone likes furries
Deep down, most people like furries, they just don't know it yet. Fuga: Melodies of Steel and Aeruta creators talk about the appeal of kemomimi and furries - AUTOMATON WEST
We talk to Fuga developer CyberConnect2 and Aeruta publisher Gravity Game Arise about the appeal of furry and kemomimi characters.
automaton-media.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"every human being has an animal living inside their heart" goes hard for a statement about why everyone likes furries
If I started a cult, it would be one that worships nature, prohibits intentional harm against other people, puts kindness above all else, prioritises wisdom over knowledge-- wait that's just Buddhism/Christianity done right/Zoroastrianism isn't it
wish cults weren't bad. I think i could make a cool cult very low investment, every weekend get together in cool ware house, run a smoke machine, chant lorem ipsum together with some spooky red lights, maybe some cool rat masks or something, order pizza and all stand T posing as the driver arrives
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I started a cult, it would be one that worships nature, prohibits intentional harm against other people, puts kindness above all else, prioritises wisdom over knowledge-- wait that's just Buddhism/Christianity done right/Zoroastrianism isn't it
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This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.
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do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans
DO NOT DO IT
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This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.
BREAKING: Senators have reached a deal to end the government shutdown.
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This vote has not happened yet. Call your Senators, especially your Democratic Senators, and tell them that a deal without protection NOW for health insurance tax credits is unacceptable.
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everyone should be calling your senators LITERALLY THIS INSTANT but if you recognize any of yours on this list you DOUBLEY SO need to call them
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
everyone should be calling your senators LITERALLY THIS INSTANT but if you recognize any of yours on this list you DOUBLEY SO need to call them
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
and specifically CALL THEM. not email not letters.
www.congress.gov/members/find...
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However, it infuriates me that the results are being used as material for baseless slander and defamation. Even though I'm not at fault, dealing with every nuisance is tedious, so I've deleted the English version.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
However, it infuriates me that the results are being used as material for baseless slander and defamation. Even though I'm not at fault, dealing with every nuisance is tedious, so I've deleted the English version.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
If you have any complaints, take them up with the kid who keeps bothering me.
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
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i put some money i got towards the phone i have on my throne wishlist, it's almost at 50%! :•D
my phone's touchscreen is starting to malfunction from where the screen is busted up, and i'm also affected by the SNAP shutdown. i'm disabled and can't work; anything helps
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November 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i put some money i got towards the phone i have on my throne wishlist, it's almost at 50%! :•D
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If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it.
There is nothing going on there that you want to be a part of.
There is nothing going on there that you want to be a part of.
Nick Fuentes and Ted Cruz are having a QT war on X over how much Nazism is a good look for the GOP
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
Just your average Monday here in 2K25
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it.
There is nothing going on there that you want to be a part of.
There is nothing going on there that you want to be a part of.
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it is in fact very easy to bypass
don't even consider for a second giving any of these sites your id
don't even consider for a second giving any of these sites your id
September 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it is in fact very easy to bypass
don't even consider for a second giving any of these sites your id
don't even consider for a second giving any of these sites your id
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November 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
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You NEED to call your reps and tell them this shit fucking sucks! They literally want to big-brother style waych you at all times, zero privacy, to "protect children"
For-profit age-verification providers are now pushing for "continuous biometric monitoring" — AI scans of your face, your voice, your behavior — while you're online to protect children.
Every session. Every website. Every keystroke. Monitored and recorded.
Every session. Every website. Every keystroke. Monitored and recorded.
Why biometric AI holds the key for the UK’s Online Safety Act | The AI Journal
The next phase of the UK’s Online Safety Act, which prescribes how content platforms can serve children, has finally come into force following years of
aijourn.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You NEED to call your reps and tell them this shit fucking sucks! They literally want to big-brother style waych you at all times, zero privacy, to "protect children"
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The 'Stop CSAM Act of 2025' has had its govtrack likelihood t
[to be enacted] drop from from 56% down to 46%!
Keep calling your representatives in both the house and senate and hammer how this is a surveillance/anti-encryption bill under the guise of "protecting children". Tell them to OPPOSE!
[to be enacted] drop from from 56% down to 46%!
Keep calling your representatives in both the house and senate and hammer how this is a surveillance/anti-encryption bill under the guise of "protecting children". Tell them to OPPOSE!
STOP CSAM Act of 2025 (S. 1829)
A bill to combat the sexual exploitation of children by supporting victims and promoting accountability and transparency by the tech industry.
www.govtrack.us
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The 'Stop CSAM Act of 2025' has had its govtrack likelihood t
[to be enacted] drop from from 56% down to 46%!
Keep calling your representatives in both the house and senate and hammer how this is a surveillance/anti-encryption bill under the guise of "protecting children". Tell them to OPPOSE!
[to be enacted] drop from from 56% down to 46%!
Keep calling your representatives in both the house and senate and hammer how this is a surveillance/anti-encryption bill under the guise of "protecting children". Tell them to OPPOSE!
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When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
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This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
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People's feeds are getting so big that a grid based media tab is becoming more and more essential. 🙏Bluesky, plz.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
People's feeds are getting so big that a grid based media tab is becoming more and more essential. 🙏Bluesky, plz.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I don't share stuff like this often but this one really spoke to me
It's 100% true. S*** don't happen without us
It's 100% true. S*** don't happen without us
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't share stuff like this often but this one really spoke to me
It's 100% true. S*** don't happen without us
It's 100% true. S*** don't happen without us
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Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit)
bsky.app/profile/eva....
bsky.app/profile/eva....
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit)
bsky.app/profile/eva....
bsky.app/profile/eva....