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@bastardpalace.com
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my art lives at bastardpalace.com
my art lives at bastardpalace.com
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if you don't wanna see gas, mute #fart
askbeep questions are submitted here: bastardpalace.com/ask
i love you
if you don't wanna see gas, mute #fart
askbeep questions are submitted here: bastardpalace.com/ask
i love you
christ im lucky i decided to rebuild my pc at the end of 2024
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
christ im lucky i decided to rebuild my pc at the end of 2024
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
i'm just feeling this dread that something's gonna stop working in there and i'm gonna have to walk out of micro center with my wallet and life force drained
just saw this at target are you kidding me
December 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
just saw this at target are you kidding me
stable fiber internet connection i missed u so much
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
stable fiber internet connection i missed u so much
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A TOTALLY authentic cell from Frosty the Snowman (1969)~
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A TOTALLY authentic cell from Frosty the Snowman (1969)~
cleaning the tub jets got me feeling funny
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
cleaning the tub jets got me feeling funny
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#askbeep
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
#askbeep
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
if i woke up and i was goliath, i’d probably spend a whole day just sniffing my pits and feeling up all my fat. i’d struggle to reach my own dick, so i’d leave the house in search of things to fuck. every restaurant and grocery store in my path will be left barren.
i’d be unstoppable.
internet gateway showed up today and i'm not getting any service
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
internet gateway showed up today and i'm not getting any service
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
nor am i getting any tech support thanks to the holidays
merry christmas
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boooo quit taking up all the storage
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
boooo quit taking up all the storage
didn't get to draw yesterday but i'm making good progress on the house, and i just had the best sleep in what feels like forever
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
didn't get to draw yesterday but i'm making good progress on the house, and i just had the best sleep in what feels like forever
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
should have the office and my drawing space set up today
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
oh my god i might have a chance to sit down and draw today
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Slippy hoped to be a BIG help in this mission, but... this isn't what he had in mind!
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Slippy hoped to be a BIG help in this mission, but... this isn't what he had in mind!
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
#MacroFurry #PixelArt
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“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“(P)erfect for the holidays!”
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how is he even flying what
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
how is he even flying what
i can't believe i met them today
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i can't believe i met them today
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Whats that you said?
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Whats that you said?
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A drawing of a fat Bullet Bill character, from 2017.
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A drawing of a fat Bullet Bill character, from 2017.
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yeah... i can tell
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
yeah... i can tell
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30周年だそうで…おめでとうございます…好き…6…
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
30周年だそうで…おめでとうございます…好き…6…
everything is moved in but not unpacked
also there's no internet and the mobile connectio's not too good
so close to being back to normal
also there's no internet and the mobile connectio's not too good
so close to being back to normal
i'm desperate to finish my comms and draw my own crazy shit now that mff is over but unfortunately i have to make a seven hour journey to move all my shit to a different state first
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
everything is moved in but not unpacked
also there's no internet and the mobile connectio's not too good
so close to being back to normal
also there's no internet and the mobile connectio's not too good
so close to being back to normal
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フルタマゴを乱用してどこまで大きくなるか検証中…
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
フルタマゴを乱用してどこまで大きくなるか検証中…
i'm desperate to finish my comms and draw my own crazy shit now that mff is over but unfortunately i have to make a seven hour journey to move all my shit to a different state first
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i'm desperate to finish my comms and draw my own crazy shit now that mff is over but unfortunately i have to make a seven hour journey to move all my shit to a different state first
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
at the very least i'll be back in my own space after 3 months of living with family again
back to cooking naked
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December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM