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i don't have any issue dropping discord but can we pick the next spot already jeez

and the one after that for when this happens again
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
goes for a ride
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
he’s being rude again
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
as someone who doesn't carry a bag around everywhere and also has tiny beta hands, i kinda can't stand that handheld consoles are all giant slabs.

also this thing is translucent purple so i'm just kinda in love with it.
nintendo if they weren't fucking around
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
nintendo if they weren't fucking around
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
preordered this in december and it arrived the other day

if you've considered buying a 3DS for the insane $200+ they're going for now, i implore you to save up just a bit more and get one of these.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
vore moods are rare for me but i've got frogs on the mind today and

well
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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⚠️ [ fatfur , feet ]

tortle tummayyyy
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
psst the comm sheet is open bastardpalace.com/commissions
February 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
#askbeep

very funny haha yes haha

i would have paid twenty dollars to see it in a theater and laugh but since it's in the trailer i can laugh at it at home for free many times a day haha ha

i love funny yoshi yes
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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#askbeep #fart

only because your face is so comfy (🔈)
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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it’s a choose your own crevice adventure

where has your mind put this penguin
September 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the ad said this was going to be a focus group
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
while not publicly open just yet, my submission form for comms now has a permanent home on my website

bastardpalace.com/commissions

i'm also now using a different service for asks as well, and might start back up on doodling for those

pic unrelated thank you
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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wow glug glug glug
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
wow glug glug glug
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
oh god i didn't just start another animation did i
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
haven't drawn my sona like in my pfp in forever

need a new one of those sheet things that can be used as reference material that you can't mention because you'll get a dozen bots in your replies
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
whenever i have a problem and i don't know what to do i'll just turn to my drowzee and the solution always comes to me.

"kiss with tongue", "ass to face", "breed now"...

we're just always on the same page, and i'm really considering leaving all the thinking to him.

my brain just can't compete.
drow... drow... drow...
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
drow... drow... drow...
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
ironically this is the fucker that's kept me awake for this long
February 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
bad: i'm stuck awake at 6 am

good: i completed a non-pixel animation for the first time since 2022

bad: nobody's awake so i'm not gonna post it yet
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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He is real now
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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i have a moot that loves king dedede so made this cus i see the vision and was in the mood
January 29, 2026 at 11:16 PM