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Sometimes you just think of “Monster put in wallet.”
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
W a r r i o r s
April 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I live sweat
I dream lightyears

D Boon knew what’s up.
April 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Me when I pause a video game
January 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot
March 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Syncing Dark Side of the Moon to The Wizard of Oz is the boomer version of Anime Music Videos.
July 7, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Ed Sullivan introducing The Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show voice:

Ladies and the gentlemen, The Rizzler!
December 31, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Wow the Niners look like a good football team so far. Wonder what their record is
December 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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This is my haiku
Maybe I should say Hike-u
Because it’s football
December 29, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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December 12, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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If we discovered Minions were real it would have profound implications for science, philosophy, and religion. If we found an oval yellow gremlin in denim overalls it would be the most important moment in history
December 7, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Let’s pardon student loans next.
December 2, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I have achieved inbox zero and I am now on another plane of existence.
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I don’t need Wicked. I’ll just sync up Wizard of Oz to Dark Side of the Moon thankyouverymuch
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 AM
I needed to get to X-Men ‘97 earlier. I’m sorry to all I that I waited so long.
December 1, 2024 at 2:01 AM
While on a walk, a Tesla with one of those Rudolph noses people put on their car hoods drove past me. Looked more like a dang clown nose if you ask me.
November 30, 2024 at 7:26 PM
As a history educator I can confirm this indeed actually happened.
November 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Rise of The Machines (2024)
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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I hate how black friday has gotten so commercial.
November 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Me, staring at the oven while the turkey cooks
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Me, trying to relate to my younger cousin this evening:
It’s giving thanks, isn’t it?
November 28, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I have hacked into the mainframe
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 AM
After 1400 years, they are finally announcing the release of Chess 2. The highly anticipated sequel will be available on most platforms. Big news for the gaming community. Pre-order now.
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Do you like pie?
The pie song
YouTube video by helixbyakugan
youtu.be
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM