I’m probably the only one on this pipeline
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I’m probably the only one on this pipeline
I’m doing a lot less schemes and other hijinks than I thought I would
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’m doing a lot less schemes and other hijinks than I thought I would
The butterfly effect is when the lady comes
September 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The butterfly effect is when the lady comes
Like why are you thinking about the creation of the universe, you should be thinking about things that are cool like high fives and rock songs or the American flag
September 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Like why are you thinking about the creation of the universe, you should be thinking about things that are cool like high fives and rock songs or the American flag
A white boy playing acoustic guitar and performing a rap song, now that’s white boy swag level gangster
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A white boy playing acoustic guitar and performing a rap song, now that’s white boy swag level gangster
Who else can do what I do? Only an insane person
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Who else can do what I do? Only an insane person
Instead of Carmen San Diego, we should looking for common sense. Wow makes you think
September 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Instead of Carmen San Diego, we should looking for common sense. Wow makes you think
I know two people named Donkey. Donkey, from Shrek, and Donkey Kong. Maybe they should meet
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I know two people named Donkey. Donkey, from Shrek, and Donkey Kong. Maybe they should meet
Having a midnight snack at midnight? What am I? Mr literal?
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Having a midnight snack at midnight? What am I? Mr literal?
I’m Andre the Giant, please don’t look at the size of the can on the left
July 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’m Andre the Giant, please don’t look at the size of the can on the left
Salt water taffy? How about something sweet like sugar water taffy or sprite taffy or something. Just trying to invent new things
June 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Salt water taffy? How about something sweet like sugar water taffy or sprite taffy or something. Just trying to invent new things
The guy telling me to buy less weed is the same guy who bought $150 worth of Doge coin or whatever while we were smoking that weed
June 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The guy telling me to buy less weed is the same guy who bought $150 worth of Doge coin or whatever while we were smoking that weed
Here’s a meme I made, I hope you enjoy
June 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Here’s a meme I made, I hope you enjoy
Dr Pepper? What’s next Nurse Salt? Mountain Coriander? I mean come on people, we are naming our sodas after spices? How about we name our sodas after presidents or the troops?
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dr Pepper? What’s next Nurse Salt? Mountain Coriander? I mean come on people, we are naming our sodas after spices? How about we name our sodas after presidents or the troops?
Sometimes you’re your biggest fan
May 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes you’re your biggest fan
My cat likes hanging out with me while I take a dump. He’s a real one
May 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My cat likes hanging out with me while I take a dump. He’s a real one
May 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Dang we have to actually practice to get better now
May 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Dang we have to actually practice to get better now
Dude at Walgreens trying get photos printed at 3am, and very frustrated. Can’t imagine the circumstances where this would be a pressing issue
May 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Dude at Walgreens trying get photos printed at 3am, and very frustrated. Can’t imagine the circumstances where this would be a pressing issue
I’m thinking about this bar owner who was on bar rescue
May 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’m thinking about this bar owner who was on bar rescue