Scribe, Backwoods Artificer
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28 | he/him | platform fighter enthusiast | serial distro-hopper
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it's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it's that time of year again
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horrifying, but it does explain why I occasionally run into people who get very mad at me over things they think i said instead of things i actually said
www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
July 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
horrifying, but it does explain why I occasionally run into people who get very mad at me over things they think i said instead of things i actually said
www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
Switched to Pop!_OS on my GPD Pocket 3
I wish there was a good on-screen keyboard and support for auto-rotation, but I suppose that will have to wait.
I wish there was a good on-screen keyboard and support for auto-rotation, but I suppose that will have to wait.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Switched to Pop!_OS on my GPD Pocket 3
I wish there was a good on-screen keyboard and support for auto-rotation, but I suppose that will have to wait.
I wish there was a good on-screen keyboard and support for auto-rotation, but I suppose that will have to wait.
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bluesky staff misexplaining the torment nexus post, a post about how tech people don’t understand the media they read, is going to make me laugh for a long time
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
bluesky staff misexplaining the torment nexus post, a post about how tech people don’t understand the media they read, is going to make me laugh for a long time
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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I'm old enough to remember when Stealth used to harass my colleagues at RPGFan (of course, mostly the women).
Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources!
I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.
I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'm old enough to remember when Stealth used to harass my colleagues at RPGFan (of course, mostly the women).
Honestly probably, like... Halo 4. I usually don't even bother finishing most games I dislike. Hell, there are games that I've loved that I've never rolled credits on. Halo 4 is just... I mean it had some cool new enemies and some neat guns, but I don't really remember much else
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Honestly probably, like... Halo 4. I usually don't even bother finishing most games I dislike. Hell, there are games that I've loved that I've never rolled credits on. Halo 4 is just... I mean it had some cool new enemies and some neat guns, but I don't really remember much else
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I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
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Greg Johnson, the creator of ToeJam and Earl, has launched a Kickstarter for his next game, Dancing with Ghosts - it's about a young Thai girl dealing with loss and finding her way out of grief toward joy, I genuinely think it's a beautiful project www.kickstarter.com/projects/hum...
Dancing With Ghosts
A charming, poignant interactive narrative ghost story, starring two girls, set in a Thai river village.
www.kickstarter.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Greg Johnson, the creator of ToeJam and Earl, has launched a Kickstarter for his next game, Dancing with Ghosts - it's about a young Thai girl dealing with loss and finding her way out of grief toward joy, I genuinely think it's a beautiful project www.kickstarter.com/projects/hum...
bookmac amateur
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
bookmac amateur
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i think sega fucked up not planning to drop the crossworlds mega man dlc on jan 7th. guess they aren't book smart or money smart
October 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i think sega fucked up not planning to drop the crossworlds mega man dlc on jan 7th. guess they aren't book smart or money smart
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"It feels to me, after watching esports exist for 30 years, that no one in the corporate side of esports has literally known how to make even a single dollar." - @patstaresat.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"It feels to me, after watching esports exist for 30 years, that no one in the corporate side of esports has literally known how to make even a single dollar." - @patstaresat.bsky.social
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Holy shit its been happening for longer than we thought
October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Holy shit its been happening for longer than we thought
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twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
If you see this picture post a random image from your device
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you see this picture post a random image from your device
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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On this day 7 years ago, "Shovel of Hope" Shovel Knight was released as a DLC playable guest character for Rivals of Aether. Shovel Knight was the initial final character distributed for the original game.
September 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
On this day 7 years ago, "Shovel of Hope" Shovel Knight was released as a DLC playable guest character for Rivals of Aether. Shovel Knight was the initial final character distributed for the original game.
@cyndaquilism.bsky.social how do you feel about the Pokemon Fool's Gold romhack's variants on the Cyndaquil line?
September 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@cyndaquilism.bsky.social how do you feel about the Pokemon Fool's Gold romhack's variants on the Cyndaquil line?
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i burned a capcut free trial to make this
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i burned a capcut free trial to make this
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charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.
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there are a lot of people to be mad at right now but personally I think we should be like 600% madder at rupert murdoch than we currently are
September 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
there are a lot of people to be mad at right now but personally I think we should be like 600% madder at rupert murdoch than we currently are
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Sometimes you receive a commission so powerful, you could stare at it for hours.
Thank you @hiimbleep.bsky.social for this vision.
Thank you @hiimbleep.bsky.social for this vision.
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sometimes you receive a commission so powerful, you could stare at it for hours.
Thank you @hiimbleep.bsky.social for this vision.
Thank you @hiimbleep.bsky.social for this vision.
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It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes.
I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
September 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It bugs the fuck outta me there's this new wave of people who think Doug, Rob and his company are cool when it was proven ages ago through the Change the Channel document the Walker Brothers are massive assholes.
I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is
I dealt with Doug's shit behavior at a con ages ago so I can back it up with how he is