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Jordan Starkweather✨
@jackal27.bsky.social
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Freelance covering weird video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on pocketoid.bsky.social for 14 years. Runs crtpixels.bsky.social.

Help us fight Mitzi’s cancer: https://gofund.me/177ca33f
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Not sure how to do this. My partner and light of 19 years, @mitzistarkweather.bsky.social has been diagnosed with metastatic (stage 4) breast cancer.

We are hopeful that modern treatment can give her many more years of changing the world.

If you’re able, we could use your help.

gofund.me/99a35bf2
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Feeling burnt out lately after an insane amount of life change. Asked my partner for a weekend off so I could start the new year with a little retreat.

“Gonna spend some time with those games you bought on the Winter Sale?”

“Nah, I’ve got something else in mind.”
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Solidarity to the people of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
At this point I just expect to wake up to this world-ending shit every day. That’s where I’m at. Time to make oatmeal I guess.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It concerns me that most people have not heard the GBA rendition of the Metal Gear Solid theme from Konami Krazy Racers
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Reached into the bottom of this box looking for something and from physical touch alone immediately said to myself “That’s not it. Those are the RCA ends of an SNES composite cable.”

…and then thought to myself, why the hell do I know that??
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I love video games
the first thing I drew in 2026 is BALLS. DANG IT!
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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✨Pocketoid 241 is HERE!✨

Reviews for Terminator 2D: No Fate, Marvel Cosmic Invasion, Once Upon a Katamari and MORE! Enjoy!! Next episode will be our Games of the Year lists! See you soon!

LISTEN: www.pocketoidpodcast.com/2026/01/pock...
SUBSCRIBE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tech industry: “It now costs $10,000 to play Assassin’s Creed.”

Internet on any given Tuesday: “Here’s 10 more brand new translations, fan games, recomp projects, rom hacks, and freeware indies you can play on this $50 device you found on Facebook Marketplace.”
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Setting aside how horrible and shitty this is.

I wonder what impact this will have on games in general. Will this make current consoles a more appealing prospect? Will targeting Series S/Switch 2 specs become more common? Will cheap, Chinese computers and devices become more common?
[Newsis] Consumer GPUs to increase in price next year. RTX 5090 to increase from $2000 to $5000
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Slowly realizing that Expedition 33’s success is going to lead to another JRPG renaissance only for the entire culture to turn on turn-based combat once again in a few years
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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thank you screaming mad george
December 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I love JRPGs (sincere)
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Bold of the tech industry to believe that if they move to subscription models and make devices prohibitively expensive to own that I won’t simply play my Neo Geo Pocket Color and Nintendo Wii for the rest of my life.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
oh no
December 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Imagine giving up hope in a world where The Legend of Zelda games exist.
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I knew that God was challenging me today when I woke up to an email from Deku Deals that said “PRICE DROP (x32)”
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Kid: “Is she saying ‘Amazing! Amazing!’ when she does that?”

Me: “No, she’s saying something in Japanese.”

Kid: “Oh! Then she must be saying ‘I’m Asian! I’m Asian!”

lmao
December 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Love sharing my birthday with this game :)

Can’t believe it’s 28 already…
The first Phantasy Star made its debut 38 years ago (in 1987) on the Sega Master System!🪐 As far as retro RPGs go, Phantasy Star was always a little ahead of the curve; with cool sci-fi worlds, a good plot, and a cute transforming alien cat.

Media: www.rpgfan.com/game/phantas...
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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You're telling me this is only 12 dollars??
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know if I’ve ever been more called out by a birthday present in my life
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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did you know you can get an FPGA
Gameboy for less than a hundred bucks that doesn't support a weapons manufacturer?

funnyplaying.com/products/fpg...
FPGBC KIT
FEATURES Simulating real hardware using FPGA Supports hardware cartridge Features USB-C compatibility for easy firmware updates(Only supported WIN system) Higher sound quality speakers "FPGBC KIT" INC...
funnyplaying.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“My name is Kyle Letterboxd and I love giving classic Christmas films a 1/5” *fart noises*
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They call that the @kbash.bsky.social experience
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM