Jordan Starkweather✨
@jackal27.bsky.social
KCMO
they/them
Freelance covering weird video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on pocketoid.bsky.social for 14 years. Runs crtpixels.bsky.social.
Help us fight Mitzi’s cancer: https://gofund.me/177ca33f
they/them
Freelance covering weird video games, CRT TVs, horror movies, trashy novels, and cool art. Talking games on pocketoid.bsky.social for 14 years. Runs crtpixels.bsky.social.
Help us fight Mitzi’s cancer: https://gofund.me/177ca33f
The concert experience: standing for 3 hours holding a buncha shit
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The concert experience: standing for 3 hours holding a buncha shit
I’m confident calling the SNES the greatest game library of all time, because it holds no nostalgia for me. I didn’t grow up with one and didn’t begin seriously collecting for it until college.
Quickly it became apparent that you can’t throw a stone at its library without hitting an all-timer.
Quickly it became apparent that you can’t throw a stone at its library without hitting an all-timer.
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m confident calling the SNES the greatest game library of all time, because it holds no nostalgia for me. I didn’t grow up with one and didn’t begin seriously collecting for it until college.
Quickly it became apparent that you can’t throw a stone at its library without hitting an all-timer.
Quickly it became apparent that you can’t throw a stone at its library without hitting an all-timer.
I waffle back and forth on my favorite console, but if I had to pick one piece of video game hardware to play forever, the answer is always the Super Nintendo.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I waffle back and forth on my favorite console, but if I had to pick one piece of video game hardware to play forever, the answer is always the Super Nintendo.
“We don’t have a lot of room at the new place, so please pack only the essentials.”
“Say no more.”
“Say no more.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“We don’t have a lot of room at the new place, so please pack only the essentials.”
“Say no more.”
“Say no more.”
Do yourself a favor, watch The Last Man Standing (1995) and you too can reflect on an era when true cinema was birthed onto a Blockbuster $.99 rental shelf
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Do yourself a favor, watch The Last Man Standing (1995) and you too can reflect on an era when true cinema was birthed onto a Blockbuster $.99 rental shelf
On the other hand, I am almost certain this is the first video game to mention a PM Entertainment film so 10/10 actually
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On the other hand, I am almost certain this is the first video game to mention a PM Entertainment film so 10/10 actually
Demonschool embargo is up. My review is still in progress, so I am hopeful it can turn me around, but sadly it hasn’t landed for me like I had hoped it would.
Aesthetically stunning, but deeply unsatisfying in its progression.
Aesthetically stunning, but deeply unsatisfying in its progression.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Demonschool embargo is up. My review is still in progress, so I am hopeful it can turn me around, but sadly it hasn’t landed for me like I had hoped it would.
Aesthetically stunning, but deeply unsatisfying in its progression.
Aesthetically stunning, but deeply unsatisfying in its progression.
“hey charli how’s the new album coming!?”
the album:
the album:
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“hey charli how’s the new album coming!?”
the album:
the album:
mario tennis bonus lol
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
mario tennis bonus lol
I’ve always been obsessed with Camelot’s fonts. They’re always so good!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve always been obsessed with Camelot’s fonts. They’re always so good!!
Finally accomplished a lifelong dream and stole the complete Genji Gear set! Without even using Orlandeau!!
We did it 6th grade Jordan… We finally whipped Elmdore’s ass lol
We did it 6th grade Jordan… We finally whipped Elmdore’s ass lol
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Finally accomplished a lifelong dream and stole the complete Genji Gear set! Without even using Orlandeau!!
We did it 6th grade Jordan… We finally whipped Elmdore’s ass lol
We did it 6th grade Jordan… We finally whipped Elmdore’s ass lol
Genuinely such a privilege to live in a city with good, free public transit.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Genuinely such a privilege to live in a city with good, free public transit.
I remember offhandedly asking @brandon.insertcredit.com what some of its inspirations were outside of games and when he said “Italian horror films” using every ounce of my willpower to keep myself from visibly vibrating
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I remember offhandedly asking @brandon.insertcredit.com what some of its inspirations were outside of games and when he said “Italian horror films” using every ounce of my willpower to keep myself from visibly vibrating
BRO THE CONTENT LABEL LMAO
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
BRO THE CONTENT LABEL LMAO
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles (2025)
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles (2025)
It’s just a social media trend like any other, but I do think it is way more badass to confidently say
“My work is important and will find those it is meant for.”
rather than believing your success lies only in the fickle hands of billionaire shitheads.
“My work is important and will find those it is meant for.”
rather than believing your success lies only in the fickle hands of billionaire shitheads.
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s just a social media trend like any other, but I do think it is way more badass to confidently say
“My work is important and will find those it is meant for.”
rather than believing your success lies only in the fickle hands of billionaire shitheads.
“My work is important and will find those it is meant for.”
rather than believing your success lies only in the fickle hands of billionaire shitheads.
Current status
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Current status
Hope yall had a Happy Halloween!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Hope yall had a Happy Halloween!!
Forgot to share yesterday, but here were my top-rated Halloween watches this year!
(I watched a lot of terrible 2000s slashers that bumped a few of these up the list lol)
(I watched a lot of terrible 2000s slashers that bumped a few of these up the list lol)
November 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Forgot to share yesterday, but here were my top-rated Halloween watches this year!
(I watched a lot of terrible 2000s slashers that bumped a few of these up the list lol)
(I watched a lot of terrible 2000s slashers that bumped a few of these up the list lol)
THIS SHIT IS BUNS BROOOOOO
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
THIS SHIT IS BUNS BROOOOOO
Spending my Halloween night with some S tier kusoge
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Spending my Halloween night with some S tier kusoge
A semi behind me just honked at me and I was like “Wtf was that for?” And then I remembered!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A semi behind me just honked at me and I was like “Wtf was that for?” And then I remembered!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!