Aziraphale
@aziraphalesshop.bsky.social
He/Him 44 Stagehand, maker, rennie, nerd.
I sell swords as a side hustle.
I sell swords as a side hustle.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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And as the donations go brrrrrr we have hit $1 million at #DB2025 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social
Thank you all for your amazing support!
Thank you all for your amazing support!
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
And as the donations go brrrrrr we have hit $1 million at #DB2025 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social
Thank you all for your amazing support!
Thank you all for your amazing support!
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
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This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical
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show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders
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you remember our venerable posting app, opulent and imperial. it is a festering abomination! i beg you, return home to bluesky, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Tech Billionaire.
December 21, 2023 at 6:27 AM
you remember our venerable posting app, opulent and imperial. it is a festering abomination! i beg you, return home to bluesky, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows of the Tech Billionaire.
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Modern stooges, effortlessly funny!
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Modern stooges, effortlessly funny!
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You sure about this, Google?
August 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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In true authoritarian fashion, Trump, confronted by evidence of his failures, fired the labor statistics chief for telling the truth.
It’s dangerously insane to set the credibility of government stats on fire to satisfy presidential whims.
This isn’t how Americans govern; it’s how despots rule.
It’s dangerously insane to set the credibility of government stats on fire to satisfy presidential whims.
This isn’t how Americans govern; it’s how despots rule.
Trump responds to his failure to create jobs by firing the U.S. labor statistics chief
Confronted with evidence of his own failures, the president could've changed direction. He instead found it easier to fire his labor statistics chief.
www.msnbc.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In true authoritarian fashion, Trump, confronted by evidence of his failures, fired the labor statistics chief for telling the truth.
It’s dangerously insane to set the credibility of government stats on fire to satisfy presidential whims.
This isn’t how Americans govern; it’s how despots rule.
It’s dangerously insane to set the credibility of government stats on fire to satisfy presidential whims.
This isn’t how Americans govern; it’s how despots rule.
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An eloquent image:
Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.
I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.
Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.
I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.
July 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
An eloquent image:
Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.
I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.
Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults.
I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.
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I knew this was gonna happen as soon as I saw the reveal, and the specificity with which they copied Horizon is jawdropping, right down to the greebles on the robots looking like they were straight up Horizon assets
"Sony sues Tencent for allegedly ripping off 'Horizon' video games"
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
Well alright but surely it can't be that blata— lmao
July 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I knew this was gonna happen as soon as I saw the reveal, and the specificity with which they copied Horizon is jawdropping, right down to the greebles on the robots looking like they were straight up Horizon assets
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It is so, so important to learn to understand the difference between A Gross Thing That Freaks Me Out, versus A Thing Which Causes Actual Harm In The World
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
This remains evergreen.
July 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It is so, so important to learn to understand the difference between A Gross Thing That Freaks Me Out, versus A Thing Which Causes Actual Harm In The World
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
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Not a single House Republican voted in favor of releasing the Epstein files. Not one.
July 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not a single House Republican voted in favor of releasing the Epstein files. Not one.
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@graham.loadingreadyrun.com @loadingreadyrun.com I'm currently in Japan and while I was on the subway I saw an ad for Boat Race. Thought of LRR immediately.
June 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@graham.loadingreadyrun.com @loadingreadyrun.com I'm currently in Japan and while I was on the subway I saw an ad for Boat Race. Thought of LRR immediately.
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My Dad stopped talking to me around when I was 16.
I say this not for pity, but to let folks know that if you don't have a dad, to celebrate today, that's okay. Celebrate yourself for getting this far without one.
To those dads doing the job and doing it well, Happy Father's Day.
I say this not for pity, but to let folks know that if you don't have a dad, to celebrate today, that's okay. Celebrate yourself for getting this far without one.
To those dads doing the job and doing it well, Happy Father's Day.
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My Dad stopped talking to me around when I was 16.
I say this not for pity, but to let folks know that if you don't have a dad, to celebrate today, that's okay. Celebrate yourself for getting this far without one.
To those dads doing the job and doing it well, Happy Father's Day.
I say this not for pity, but to let folks know that if you don't have a dad, to celebrate today, that's okay. Celebrate yourself for getting this far without one.
To those dads doing the job and doing it well, Happy Father's Day.