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Aziraphale
@aziraphalesshop.bsky.social
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He/Him 44 Stagehand, maker, rennie, nerd.

I sell swords as a side hustle.
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@graham.loadingreadyrun.com @loadingreadyrun.com I'm currently in Japan and while I was on the subway I saw an ad for Boat Race. Thought of LRR immediately.
June 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Homer Simpson looking at a book titled Internet For Dummies w/ a quote captioned underneath that says "Ooh, they have the internet on computers now.
May 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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"When your friend with a PHD in Physics is talking about his work at CERN but you own all of Neal Stephenson's books" and a picture of Willem Dafoe with the caption You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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We have a brand here that does similar, I took this sometime well into the full on stir crazy in 2020
March 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
A sign in a market for fish labelled Fresh Idiot (kinki) $4.50 per pound
March 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Did Rob Liefeld draw Elon?
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The Onion Headline: Wallace Shawn Emerges as frontrunner to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond. Including headshot of Wallace Shawn.
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Kitties! Too much cute.

May this cleanse your feed.
Our cat holding our kittens paw with both of his paws.
February 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hey southern folks, am I doing chicken and dumplings right?
Korean soy garlic chicken and fried pork dumplings
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Things are rough. Who needs more cat photos?
Two cats asleep, paws jumbled together between them A grey cat using her sister, a tuxedo cat, as a pillow Two kittens debating between snuggles and wrestling
January 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Quote with a title screen that is iconic to you
December 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
An analog meter labelled bullshit, with the needle pinned all the way to the right.
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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It's a good song!
Top song card from Amazon Music wrap up with Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
December 12, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Well if you have enough iron to be magnetic, there may be an easy solution...
A picture of the Hair-do Harriet magnetic toy
December 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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SQUIRRELS?! Go home AI.
Text of the Google AI Overview about Chip and Dale The connection between "Chip and Dale" and "wings" is that Chip and Dale are cartoon characters who are both depicted as squirrels, and squirrels are known for having bushy tails that can sometimes be visually interpreted as resembling wings; this is often used playfully in their animation, especially when they are depicted jumping or flying in a cartoonish manner.
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM