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axoplasm
@axoplasm.com
· Feb 20
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
OK I gotta respect Chuck’s game here a little bit
I was literally yelling at my junior senator’s voicemail to swat down Chuck when Thune nixed it
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
OK I gotta respect Chuck’s game here a little bit
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Similar tools trace Paleolithic Pacific migration into North America
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Similar tools trace Paleolithic Pacific migration into North America
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
Characterizing the American Upper Paleolithic 🏺🧪
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Between ~22,000 and ~18,000 cal yr B.P., a subset of this population migrated along the southern Beringian and Northwest coasts into the Americas.
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Imagine if HBO had put all that Harry Potter money into producing an adapatation of Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea instead.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Imagine if HBO had put all that Harry Potter money into producing an adapatation of Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea instead.
I got sticker shock buying candy last night, first time ever, easily 25% more than last year
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I got sticker shock buying candy last night, first time ever, easily 25% more than last year
When I was a kid people said I looked exactly like Peter Billingsley who is coincidentally my age and time has not exactly made liars of them
looked up the indie musician all my friends said was my celebrity doppelgänger when I was twenty years old to see how time has diverged our features only to discover he’s gone exactly as bald as me
August 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
When I was a kid people said I looked exactly like Peter Billingsley who is coincidentally my age and time has not exactly made liars of them
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the existence of horsedamn implies the existence of godshit and I’m here for it
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the existence of horsedamn implies the existence of godshit and I’m here for it
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buckle the fuck up, honeys, it's time to widen some gyres
Hey girlieeeees so the blood-dimmed tide is LOOSED, the ceremony of innocence is fully drowned
July 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
buckle the fuck up, honeys, it's time to widen some gyres
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The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The simple solution to all our problems is that society should be entirely unlike it is & everyone in it should behave entirely differently than they do
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
obvsly I will affect this by nagging everyone like a hall monitor, an approach that is 100% effective with the median American personality
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walking your pup is one of the joys of having a pup
October 11, 2024 at 5:23 AM
walking your pup is one of the joys of having a pup
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The only people reading text anymore are old people and nerds.
October 7, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The only people reading text anymore are old people and nerds.