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I love that a) they had a screen prepared already but 2) the screen was prepared incorrectly
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“maybe the other guys will keep fucking up forever” is a terrible strategy, ask any sports coach
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we are so fucking lucky in our enemies
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
…in 2017 a staffer in sen Merkley’s office told me “the positive phone calls are more persuasive than the angry ones”
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yes, it def helps. Add a message like “this makes me likely to vote for your reelection”
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
…just recently I rewatched a coupe of movies from 1991 (SLACKER and SINGLES) at the time I thought they were a fair chronicle of the way ppl my age lived. upon rewatching I was struck with how *squallidly* the characters lived. That was entirely within my adult lifetime
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My father (b 1936, USA) was born into a farmhouse with no electricity or plumbing. his mother (b 1901, USA) was born in a house made of LITERAL DIRT. They were not “poor” by the standards of their days
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I grew up with the most standard US English accent (Nebraska). Briefly moved to rural east TX in my early 20s and I was like a movie star whenever I went out for drinks. “Don’t he just talk like the TV people? I didn’t think people really talked like that. I could just listen to him talk all day”
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was literally yelling at my junior senator’s voicemail to swat down Chuck when Thune nixed it
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
literally just long enough for me to call my senators and yell at them to shut Chuck up
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
TBH the breaking point re: democracy for My People (squishy purplish middle Americans) was demo-ing the east wing. democracy suddenly & visibly became way more important than cheap gas
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(cutting SNAP will *not* improve their mood)
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My People are politically lilac white middle Americans, they barely acknowledge politics. there was a sharp & perceptible vibe shift 2 wks ago (ca. WH east wing demo) from “can you believe these assholes but whaddyagonnado” to “maybe some assholes need to meet a guillotine”
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this is true and I have a related take that holding nonprofit cost recovery (ie overhead) to 10-15% is similarly debilitating. similar costs at for-profit businesses are typically 25-50%. for ex. nonprofits struggle for cash bc they can’t pay for effective marketing to grow the pie!
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That one has villenueve written all over it. Creepy tonal chants? check. long tense silence tracking through a maze in total darkness with mounting dread? Check. The slippery nature of time and memory? yeah that’s a check. Enormous lozenge shaped monoliths? FUKKEN CHECK
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“rising wages + grocery inflation” beats “stagnant wages + stagnant prices” bc I can control spending much easier than I can control income, but this takes a little math so I see how ppl miss it

now we have “sinking wages + grocery inflation” which is a) not awesome and b) INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When I was a UO (90s) there was a Masai guy from Kenya, pre-med, 1st person from his village to go to college (or fly on a plane etc). The Emerald interviewed him:

“What do you think of Oregon so far?”

“It is so cold and dark here.”

This was, like, Sept. 7
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
given how he campaigned in 2017 he had a clear path to be Modi-popular. push a big infrastructure bill full of goodies for purple states & political allies + rebrand the ACA as “Trumpcare.” These were both on his instinctive people-pleasing radar. we’re lucky this didnt happen
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I love Halloween but hate dressing up so getting 100+ trickertreeters is pretty awesome
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
we live in Sellwood (dense, walkable, bougie, next to commercial district, lots of parking for suburbanites), literally next to the house everyone calls “the Halloween house”
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM