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Shawn
@awesomaze.bsky.social
Science computerist. Fan of Zelda, Yakuza/Like a Dragon, Xenoblade, Pokemon, Mario, Gravity Rush, and I guess some other things too.
https://linktr.ee/awesomaze
Can we not sensationalize gen AI for saying something agreeable? It's a slop machine that has a chance to spit anything out. Just because it says something that the people who use it don't like doesn't mean you should ever give it some level of credence or press. It will continue to be a scam.
January 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Guys, this url redirecting to the home page absolutely confirms the titles of the gen 10 pokemon games! Can't wait for the long awaited Pokémon Winslow and Pokémon Urkel that have been rumored for ages!
pokemon.com/winslowurkel
The Official Pokémon Website
The official source for Pokémon news and information on the Pokémon Trading Card Game, apps, video games, animation, and the Pokédex.
pokemon.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Plumbers Will See a Scuttlebug and Be Like "Is Anyone Else Gonna Eat This" and Not Even Wait for an Answer
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"What is this?!"
December 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's hilarious seeing the T rating on Mario 64 since it's the N64 Switch app as a whole that's being rated.
Super and squishy.

Throwback to Mario's first 3D appearance in Super Mario 64!
December 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whatchu know about Bene Breadstick
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Note: Link died on the way back to his home planet
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Someone did something incredible in KAR x.com/hasseeeeeeee...
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is how you know you're about to fight the final boss
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Samus: *destroys 20 space pirates*
John Metroid: "Erm, that just happened. Okay, Sammy Whammy, time to collect the 7 golden eggs in this room. If you do, I'll give you a prize!" (The prize is just him humming a beloved Metroid jingle and a medal that does nothing)
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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very iconic sweet.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I forgot this game existed tbh, but I guess I decided with this that I won't be getting it.
Serebii Update: First look at the box art for Pokémon Pokopia for Nintendo Switch 2.

It will be released as a Game Key Card and require 10GB of space to install

www.serebii.net
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I miss gadgets. Tired of the sci fi trope of "smart phone app does every advanced thing and projects tangible holographic beams to do more things." Bring back the mechanical doohickeys with niche uses. I don't want limitless possibilities, I want freaks to express their weird pogo fishing hobbies.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
CEO who doesn't understand concept of not having money asks broke people why they aren't giving them more money
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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This wasn’t about leaking GTA VI.

It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.

it directly contradicts Rockstar’s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My roommate and I were just messing around on the whiteboard last night, but it may have manifested Dick Cheney's demise
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I still think about the regular peanut butter pop tarts
Gone Nutty! Pop-Tarts (2013-2013, 2018-2019): Peanut butter-centric Pop Tarts available in two varieties- A classic pastry filled with peanut butter and covered in sugar (like a peanut butter cookie), and a chocolate pastry filled with peanut butter and covered in chocolate frosting.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The LA coroner needs to be ejected
RGG localizer Michele Howe (Neverwhere/Nevvie) has just passed. If you can, please share or donate to the fundraiser for a proper coronary report and final expenses.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I call my ass the Mariana Clench
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As fun as Legends Z-A is offline, the online battles are incredibly boring.
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Computer, how do I tech this wedgie?
We failed these kids in Pokemon too.
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Like blah blah blah virtue signaling how about if you learn some virtue other than being a piece of shit
October 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Let's all jump ship and make more DS games instead
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM