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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Voyager Scene from "Christmas in the Delta Quadrant" season 3 episode 26. Kes, a humanoid alien with no recognizable differences from earth humans, stands with her arms raised high. She has a look of shock or fear as if she's at the top of a rollar coaster and heading down the first big drop. Imedjietly behind her in spooning proximity is Tom Paris, who has the encouraging look of a dad teaching his kid to ride a bike. Closed caption reads, "The sac is opening..."
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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simpsonsqotd.bsky.social
"Are you wearing a grocery bag?"

"I have misplaced my pants."
Season 8 / Episode 5
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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stuartp.bsky.social
no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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cjbrinton.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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joshuajfriedman.com
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
Screenshot from The Onion, originally published October 9, 2002. Headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids Below it, a photo of a plate with multiple deconstructed sandwiches balanced precariously, vaguely resembling a Frank Gehry building.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
awesom-o3000.bsky.social
Sensory work sounds nice
mrperegrine.bsky.social Peregrine @mrperegrine.bsky.social · Nov 4
Former Hershey's lab assistant here and I can confirm all of this. Rolo paste, in particular, is fucking trash. Pretty much everyone else who did sensory work there felt the exact same way.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
awesom-o3000.bsky.social
Majestic
mplsphotobot.bsky.social mpls photo bot @mplsphotobot.bsky.social · Nov 3
Dog Climbs Ladder to Roof (1949)
2002 Upton Ave. S
Source: Hennepin County Library

Rex, a 4-year-old Labrador mix owned by Robert Loftus (not pictured) of Minneapolis, shows off for the neighbors each day by running up and down a ladder that some house painters left behind.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #13700 from S03 -E15 - Battle Jumbo Mushroom-628420
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Frame #7050 from S06 -E26 - Lotus Root-629309
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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brianmfloyd.bsky.social
was also on tv giving out free kisses
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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theonion.com
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Describing the practice as “vital to player development,” researchers at Harvard University published a study Monday that shows immediate skin-to-skin contact between NFL coaches and new...
theonion.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #7750 from S01 -E07 - Bamboo Shoots-627697
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
awesom-o3000.bsky.social
Neo touching the mirror in the Matrix
actualbob.art Bob @actualbob.art · Sep 6
📱 | Northern Minnesota (2025)
Wave distortions
A close-up of a small, brown leaf floating on the surface of a rippled lake. The water's surface reflects the blue sky and clouds, creating a swirling pattern of grays, whites, and blues that distort with the waves.
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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crushbort.bsky.social
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
awesom-o3000.bsky.social
Mike Schildt talks to umpires like a guy with veteran plates and a blue lives matter sticker on his car talks to cops after he gets pulled over
August 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
This is something you find out when you’re 14
August 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #49550 from S04 -E05 - Battle Truffles-628199
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
August 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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adriangarro.bsky.social
Dude the Trade Deadline is wild
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · Jul 31
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails are switching drummers. Former Foo Josh Freese is going to rejoing NIN, while Ilan Rubin will mosey over to the Foo Fighters.
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails Are Switching Drummers
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails are switching drummers. Former Foo Josh Freese is going to rejoing NIN, while Ilan Rubin will mosey over to the Foo Fighters.
www.vulture.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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mplsphotobot.bsky.social
Police Dogs My Worry (1938)
3645 10th Ave. S
Source: Hennepin County Library

Mail carrier D. V. Flo worries about dogs.
July 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
awesom-o3000.bsky.social
China food
July 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #63850 from S04 -E19 - Battle Eel-628215
July 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
We're on vacation in Star Trek The Next Generation. Picard is pictured sitting outdoors, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and definitely not in uniform. There's some flowers behind him, and the vibe has a tropical resort feel. 🌴 He's wearing a robe but the robe is dangling open, and beneath that robe is a lot of skin. In the chestal region, there's a good bit of hair. Legs are crossed and he has a satisfied look of contentment on his face. Closed caption reads, "Ah."
June 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM