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a breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day
May 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
a breakfast burrito is the most important burrito of the day
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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She’s making a list and forgetting it twice.
December 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
She’s making a list and forgetting it twice.
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Prescription strength peanut butter
December 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Prescription strength peanut butter
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As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible
December 3, 2024 at 11:18 PM
As a food writer I feel it's important to report that sometimes the solution to your problems is eating as much mac and cheese as physically possible
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it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse
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Ah yes, Capitalism. The “stop hitting yourself” of economic ideologies.
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Ah yes, Capitalism. The “stop hitting yourself” of economic ideologies.
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I've thought about it a lot and what I need is a job where nobody can tell me what to do
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I've thought about it a lot and what I need is a job where nobody can tell me what to do
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I’m not a very good communicator but I might be if I had those big floor buttons they give to really smart dogs.
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I’m not a very good communicator but I might be if I had those big floor buttons they give to really smart dogs.
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head