Autocosm
@autocosm.bsky.social
Wrong about centrism all along | UX, taekwondo, jam bands | I pipe-delimit my bio | ATL
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All the folks who politicized Asheville and the Palisades really don't want you politicizing Texas
July 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
All the folks who politicized Asheville and the Palisades really don't want you politicizing Texas
I missed Twitter so much
January 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I missed Twitter so much
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The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times
December 25, 2024 at 11:26 AM
The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times
Radiohead's "Dollars and Cents" is one note away from the Metroid title screen theme
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Radiohead's "Dollars and Cents" is one note away from the Metroid title screen theme
If Publix cashiers didn't insist on protracted conversations about the contents of my groceries, they could increase the volume of goods sold per hour and perhaps lower prices.
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
If Publix cashiers didn't insist on protracted conversations about the contents of my groceries, they could increase the volume of goods sold per hour and perhaps lower prices.
An air-tight insulated echo chamber begets bumper sticker-tier Boomer memes.
Come on, Bluesky, some of these are atrocious
Come on, Bluesky, some of these are atrocious
December 24, 2024 at 2:41 PM
An air-tight insulated echo chamber begets bumper sticker-tier Boomer memes.
Come on, Bluesky, some of these are atrocious
Come on, Bluesky, some of these are atrocious
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Dracula was a huge weirdo
December 24, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Dracula was a huge weirdo
Remember when they added hi-hat rolls to The Daily Show theme when Trevor Noah was hosting?
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Remember when they added hi-hat rolls to The Daily Show theme when Trevor Noah was hosting?
About the time you tell yourself it's too early for Christmas music is the right time to remind your parents you don't want, nor like, nor have ever liked, any Christmas-themed clothing.
December 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
About the time you tell yourself it's too early for Christmas music is the right time to remind your parents you don't want, nor like, nor have ever liked, any Christmas-themed clothing.
There is a universe where Luigi Mangione and Elon Musk are both in the news for the same story
December 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
There is a universe where Luigi Mangione and Elon Musk are both in the news for the same story
People who make new things and have new ideas often like to hoard and preserve those novelties and innovations. With time, new becomes old, radical becomes establishment.
Some Bluesky pioneers are being very NIMBY about newcomers because they found the suburbs first. Rather conservative behavior.
Some Bluesky pioneers are being very NIMBY about newcomers because they found the suburbs first. Rather conservative behavior.
December 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
People who make new things and have new ideas often like to hoard and preserve those novelties and innovations. With time, new becomes old, radical becomes establishment.
Some Bluesky pioneers are being very NIMBY about newcomers because they found the suburbs first. Rather conservative behavior.
Some Bluesky pioneers are being very NIMBY about newcomers because they found the suburbs first. Rather conservative behavior.
So beat down by work today, watching Se7en to cheer up
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
So beat down by work today, watching Se7en to cheer up
Bluesky users have a lot to say about the world. Threads users have a lot to say about celebrities. Facebook users have a lot to say about the Order of Operations.
December 16, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Bluesky users have a lot to say about the world. Threads users have a lot to say about celebrities. Facebook users have a lot to say about the Order of Operations.
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Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.
December 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.
A literal sponsor of this Army-Navy game is Hellman's mayonnaise, which sounds exactly right
December 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
A literal sponsor of this Army-Navy game is Hellman's mayonnaise, which sounds exactly right
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
It doesn't matter that I refuse to subscribe to the blackhead-popping videos if they keep appearing to me inexplicably
December 3, 2024 at 5:10 AM
It doesn't matter that I refuse to subscribe to the blackhead-popping videos if they keep appearing to me inexplicably
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When I was 9 if I wanted my computer to work I had to install DOS, both ways in the snow.
November 30, 2024 at 1:01 AM
When I was 9 if I wanted my computer to work I had to install DOS, both ways in the snow.
If an unknown number calls twice in a row, it might be a salesman trying to bypass your spam filter. But if they call five times within 20 minutes, it's definitely an Indian recruiter.
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 PM
If an unknown number calls twice in a row, it might be a salesman trying to bypass your spam filter. But if they call five times within 20 minutes, it's definitely an Indian recruiter.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
So hey, any ideas how direct deposit will work this weekend?
November 24, 2024 at 2:35 PM
So hey, any ideas how direct deposit will work this weekend?
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the honesty is refreshing
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
the honesty is refreshing
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"Views are my own."
Translation: If we work together and you found me here, no you didn't.
Translation: If we work together and you found me here, no you didn't.
November 18, 2024 at 4:32 PM
"Views are my own."
Translation: If we work together and you found me here, no you didn't.
Translation: If we work together and you found me here, no you didn't.
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber