Aulritta
@aulritta.bsky.social
I am the Kitty of Mordor. I have compressed chests, given last breaths, and helped people hurt less when they need to be cut. I try to be friendly, but I'm best when I don't have to worry about pleasing people. RN-GenSurg & Ortho.
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SCOOP: American Academy of Pediatrics loses HHS funding after criticizing RFK Jr. Research included reducing sudden infant deaths and identifying autism early. Me and @Paigecunningham.Bsky.Social
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American Academy of Pediatrics loses HHS funding after criticizing RFK Jr.
HHS cuts key AAP grants, citing concerns about “identity-based language” and insufficient focus on agency priorities. The organization said the cuts could harm child health.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
SCOOP: American Academy of Pediatrics loses HHS funding after criticizing RFK Jr. Research included reducing sudden infant deaths and identifying autism early. Me and @Paigecunningham.Bsky.Social
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
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"Right... Right there!"
Her pleasure echoed
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Right... Right there!"
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
Honestly thought this was coming from the Onion. Nope, just more of the worst timeline on display.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Honestly thought this was coming from the Onion. Nope, just more of the worst timeline on display.
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It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
For now, the delay in SNAP benefit payments should be minimal, even if all the reporting is "SCOTUS lets Trump block SNAP."
If you’re trying to catch up on what went down with #SNAP late last night at #SCOTUS, here’s my attempt to read the breadcrumbs on the “administrative stay” issued by Justice Jackson—and why a justice so critical of the Court’s grants of emergency relief to Trump still granted temporary relief here:
190. SNAP WTF?
A very quick explainer on why Justice Jackson issued an "administrative stay" in the SNAP case late on Friday night, and on what's likely to happen next
www.stevevladeck.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
For now, the delay in SNAP benefit payments should be minimal, even if all the reporting is "SCOTUS lets Trump block SNAP."
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Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
The hat generator returns
Back in, oh, 2015 or 2016, I made a tool that let Washington Post readers create their own versions of Donald Trump's signature baseball hats. After a while and after a change in The Post's content-ma...
www.pbump.net
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Someone emailed me about the Trump hat generator I made at The Post back in 2015 or so. It doesn't work there anymore so I patched it up for my personal site. Do with it what you will.
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OK i’ve seen almost no media outlet pick up on the fact the Supreme Court ruling endorsed conversion therapy
and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally
so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care
(1/x)
and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally
so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care
(1/x)
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
OK i’ve seen almost no media outlet pick up on the fact the Supreme Court ruling endorsed conversion therapy
and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally
so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care
(1/x)
and opens a portal to the normalization of conversion therapy nationally
so here’s a thread explaining how they did so, and why you should care
(1/x)
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🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
June 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
To my nurse and care tech friends, this is the "Can you help me hold the urinal?" cheese bowl.
Not even close to being the worst one but how are you serving a sausage with a foreskin??
May 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
To my nurse and care tech friends, this is the "Can you help me hold the urinal?" cheese bowl.
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JEDI:
Justice
Equity
Diversity
Inclusion
This is the way. Only the Sith are against the ways of the JEDI.
Justice
Equity
Diversity
Inclusion
This is the way. Only the Sith are against the ways of the JEDI.
April 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
JEDI:
Justice
Equity
Diversity
Inclusion
This is the way. Only the Sith are against the ways of the JEDI.
Justice
Equity
Diversity
Inclusion
This is the way. Only the Sith are against the ways of the JEDI.
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
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I look forward to asking the retirements team at work which is a more effective investment vehicle: Their 401K product or my buried mason jar.
April 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I look forward to asking the retirements team at work which is a more effective investment vehicle: Their 401K product or my buried mason jar.
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
theonion.com/trump-c...
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...
theonion.com/trump-c...
I feel so bad for Obama today... He got stuck sitting next to that one guy at the event who you have to endure because they will not shut up.
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I feel so bad for Obama today... He got stuck sitting next to that one guy at the event who you have to endure because they will not shut up.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
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Hospital sunrises are nice.
November 30, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Hospital sunrises are nice.