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Aulritta
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I am the Kitty of Mordor. I have compressed chests, given last breaths, and helped people hurt less when they need to be cut. I try to be friendly, but I'm best when I don't have to worry about pleasing people. RN-GenSurg & Ortho.
They're all going to wait for a couple weeks across the border in Wisconsin, then return when people stop hiding.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
WDYM this ISN'T the Link version?
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I've got it! We start dispensing vaccines at the Tractor Supply store!
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Do it, I dare you.
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I'm wondering just how long the SCOTUS will wait before overruling T v USA when some other guy is in office. The possibility of dangerous overreach by POTUS directly harming them is no longer a threat, and they made it very hard to prosecute the office-holder, either in or out.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I hate to use "Not in my backyard" as a reason to pull Republicans into preventing these centers, but we can't convince them with arguments about cruelty and concentration camps, so...
February 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
He's always sitting in shit. Most of the time, this is metaphorical, as in, "he made his bed and now must lie in it." Some of the time, it's literal, since he did a lot of stimulants in the 80s & 90s, and he is now a very old man.
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Battle-skirt for the tactical rat!
February 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
So, who's gonna tell Mrs. Gabbard that her hair is styled after Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, who is an adequate spy, but also served as the head of Hydra (aka Nazis) and Leviathan (aka Russian terrorists). Not an admirable role model.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 AM
He would have advanced to the next round if his time had been faster, too. The other swimmers in his heat false-started.
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I love your Gladiatrix Murmillo.
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I can't remember if responses to a committee have to be responsive or not. In deposition, you can force a responsive answer via the judge's ruling. Can I reply to all of Jim Jordan's questions with random bird facts until he uses all his time?
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
As someone who owns a Vault suit, how's the fit? Would it be okay to wear all the time, like they do in the games and show?
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Not that! Fuckin' hell, man, not that!
January 29, 2026 at 1:12 PM
On Knowledge Fight (a podcast about Alex Jones' Infowars), they discuss how far he moved away from his own disagreement w/ ICE & every PATRIOT Act agency. He is full-in on the fasc, even though he made his show arguing that Bush was doing New World Order BS in the 00's.
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I mean, it seems the CSAM and exploitation material is what his Grok made, and he's CHARGING MONEY FOR IT, so that ought to be enough for an indictment.
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 AM
So jealous that it's swimming weather down under. Then again, the beaches have those deadly little jellyfish... and the lionfish... And the blue-ringed octopus... and sharks?
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 AM
This is a summary of a Substack written by Paul Krugman, who won the Nobel for economics. Basically, narcissists can't back down, even from horrific actions, b/c to do so would be a worse humiliation than knowingly lying about what they've done.
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Listen, we're doomed to authoritarian rule, might as well get back to shopping on Amazon while you're on work hour 71 this week to rent a Blackrock property that reeks of mold and try to pay down your student and medical debts."

/the real goal
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 PM