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"I asked chat gpt"

So? I asked the liver of a sacrificial sheep and it said by your actions you have lost the favor of the gods.
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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The idea that the fascists cannot be defeated is the core of all fascist propaganda if you are spreading it you are spreading fascist propaganda it's as simple as that

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
April 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"Abolish ICE" sounded like a radical demand to Democrats, though ICE itself only dates to 2003.

Today, it should be clear to even the most deluded liberals that if you establish institutions for the sole purpose of brutalizing people, authoritarians will inevitably use them to consolidate power.
April 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Breaking: A second WKUK sketch has achieved political relevancy
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Some badass early Pulitzer contenders out of Turkey
March 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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(as a note fortresses aren't even a good way to protect yourself in times of strife because they tend to be obvious and to attract attention. you want to avoid being noticed, not dress yourself up as a target.)
March 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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We will never know what would have happened if all arrests and deportations under the Nazis had gotten this kind of response.

We do know what happened when they didn't.
March 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Queer lady dirt bag podcast:

Chappell Roan Trap House.
December 10, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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What's the difference between Twitter and a cybertruck?

When Twitter crashes and burns, you can still get out.
December 1, 2024 at 6:01 PM