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#ICYMI: ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detailed the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the Trump administration’s cuts to an aid program.

(Published Oct. 2025)
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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like far right fascist politics and conspiracy theories, AI is essentially an angry hatefilled scream to a complicated but beautiful world. a chance to outsource thought to a higher terrible power, who will provide nightmarish solutions with just enough logic to be plausible. it's all so flimsy
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Texas has some of the most onerous and disenfranchising voter laws in the country. That was true *before* '16, let alone today and all they've done worsen it since. I'm having a hard time feeling anything but doubt and dread about Alred moving over to a different place and Crockett going for Senate
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
That barely restrained "NILES GOTTA HAVE IT" energy
everybody got that homie with the turgid aura
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Aaaa-HAHAHAHA I got 'im! That's it; that's all I wanted. Gonna fail my league team now.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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This young man has it exactly right.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This is what cowardice and complying in advance looks like. Notice members from both parties are on this list. If you aren't actively fighting Trump whose side are you actually on?
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A man dying of Alzheimer's got rizzed up.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Two more inmates died inside the Harris County Jail this week, according to a spokesperson for the Harris County Sheriff's Office, bringing the jail's in-custody death total to 18 this year.
Two more inmate deaths inside the Harris County Jail were reported this week
The deaths of Kerry Parks, 63, and Tony Davis, 66, bring the jail's in-custody death total to 18 this year.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Will McPhail. #NewYorkerCartoons

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November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Still absolutely obsessed with this shot from FRANKENSTEIN where The Creature holds the lit dynamite like a prayer candle hoping against hope that it may be the thing that finally kills him
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Mohammed bin Salman’s first visit to the White House since Jamal Khashoggi was killed seven years ago is my chance to finally seek justice, says his widow Hanan El-Atr Khashoggi
I lost everything when my husband Jamal Kashoggi was murdered
Mohammed bin Salman’s first visit to the White House since Jamal Khashoggi was killed seven years ago is my chance to finally seek justice, says his widow Hanan El-Atr Khashoggi
www.independent.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Remember Jamal Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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NEW: Egg producers suspect bird flu is traveling through the air. The USDA didn’t test the theory after a disastrous Midwestern outbreak.

Here’s how we did.

By @natlash.bsky.social
How ProPublica Investigated a Bird Flu Outbreak in America’s Heartland
Early this year, bird flu ripped through 80 farms in Ohio and Indiana. Using genetic markers, wind simulations, satellite imagery, property records and more, we found that the virus could’ve been airb...
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Beat me to the punch! Thanks for confirmation! 😁
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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There are taught and rigid fellows
Who would like to see me dead
Who will drag me to the gallows
Carve "repent" across my head

So I whisper something carefree
In my soft and supple tones;
There is nothing that can kill me
I am made of filth and bones
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Dictionary day is finally here! The first new print M-W in more than 20 years
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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New at Can We Still Govern? New Medicaid work requirements will see an estimated 5 million lose coverage.
Small investments in in-house tech capacity could allow states to start preparing now to expand automatic renewal of clients. Here is the evidence 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-a-van-...
Lessons from Pandemic Era Medicaid Automation for Work Requirements
Small tech capacity investments offer big returns
donmoynihan.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Fuuuuuuckin hate Mondays

And Democrat leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM