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We’ve come for your beans, Chuck.
@augureybirdbrain.bsky.social
ELA and writing tutor, freelance writer, lover of fandom and making weird stories to make the authoritarians mad
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Aaaa-HAHAHAHA I got 'im! That's it; that's all I wanted. Gonna fail my league team now.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If your version of Batman isn't compassionate, you don't love Batman.
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When your TikTok is flooded with rapture speculation and memes and you just wanted to celebrate Mabon:
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ha ha
Hee hee
Hoo hoo
Hroo hraa
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why I choose not to play the game
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
i should call her
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
SKELETOOOOOOOUR
August 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I will not tolerate such slander against Scrat! He was VERY committed to that nut!
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
OMG??? I didn’t think he’d actually send it! #Click, you madlad, dispersing your birthday cake emotional support demons throughout the world! Yaaaaay, thank you!
July 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Round: Impossible— Guess which one is more puerile and threatening.
May 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
#america will do the right thing… but only after it has tried literally every other option first
April 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I cannot wait for Coley’s video over this year’s shenanigans
Credit @orxinus.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Power to the people, Greg.
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oceangate anniversary coming early
April 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“Not to their faces! They’re just trying to run a business…”
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
February 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Anytime anyone says “Arctic Blast” I keep thinking of Articuno barfing or shouting “BLARGH”

Here you go:
January 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“I apologize to the musicians because the drum set’s full of STOLEN FURS.”
January 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Combine this with the fact that one third of U.S. workers earn only minimum wage (CNN, 2022).

Might as well learn to cook and eat dirt to save money.
January 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
This you?
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Yes, I post “in bursts” because I have a life outside being online…
what?
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
You wanna talk about…

The darkness harbored in all humans’ souls?
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Massive props to the trolls actors (10th Kingdom):
- strong sibling energy;
- wild styles;
- no chill around electronics;
- audacity to be themselves;
- have big imaginations; and
- obsessed with quality leather goods
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Me: See, I’m a perfectly normal being who went to therapy (once)

Them: But did you do the work?
November 29, 2024 at 6:53 AM