We’ve come for your beans, Chuck.
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Aaaa-HAHAHAHA I got 'im! That's it; that's all I wanted. Gonna fail my league team now.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Aaaa-HAHAHAHA I got 'im! That's it; that's all I wanted. Gonna fail my league team now.
If your version of Batman isn't compassionate, you don't love Batman.
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If your version of Batman isn't compassionate, you don't love Batman.
When your TikTok is flooded with rapture speculation and memes and you just wanted to celebrate Mabon:
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When your TikTok is flooded with rapture speculation and memes and you just wanted to celebrate Mabon:
Ha ha
Hee hee
Hoo hoo
Hroo hraa
Hee hee
Hoo hoo
Hroo hraa
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ha ha
Hee hee
Hoo hoo
Hroo hraa
Hee hee
Hoo hoo
Hroo hraa
Why I choose not to play the game
![“As a Gen Z American, here’s my two cents on delayed gratification: we’ve watched the promise fail Gen X and Millennials repeatedly in real time because we’ve had access to the Internet since childhood. […] I don’t have it in me to put up with the same shit. Maybe it’s bratty and short-sighted, but I’ve watched enough people older than me have enough of their decades of life ripped from them with the false promises of later rewards, so to my mind saying ‘this will pay off in the future’ means you’re not actually planning on paying out, you’re hoping you can take advantage of my patience and goodwill. Pay me my rewards now, or I’ll assume you’ll never intend to actually reward me.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vh3svhahabkiknsd53dsi5lp/bafkreihlrzx7j3vxxyspkuwjagfd4dxrcvifnapungpa7ioqtwshxgmtxu@jpeg)
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Why I choose not to play the game
i should call her
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i should call her
SKELETOOOOOOOUR
August 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
SKELETOOOOOOOUR
I will not tolerate such slander against Scrat! He was VERY committed to that nut!
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I will not tolerate such slander against Scrat! He was VERY committed to that nut!
OMG??? I didn’t think he’d actually send it! #Click, you madlad, dispersing your birthday cake emotional support demons throughout the world! Yaaaaay, thank you!
July 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
OMG??? I didn’t think he’d actually send it! #Click, you madlad, dispersing your birthday cake emotional support demons throughout the world! Yaaaaay, thank you!
Round: Impossible— Guess which one is more puerile and threatening.
May 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Round: Impossible— Guess which one is more puerile and threatening.
I cannot wait for Coley’s video over this year’s shenanigans
Credit @orxinus.bsky.social
Credit @orxinus.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I cannot wait for Coley’s video over this year’s shenanigans
Credit @orxinus.bsky.social
Credit @orxinus.bsky.social
Power to the people, Greg.
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Power to the people, Greg.
Oceangate anniversary coming early
April 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oceangate anniversary coming early
“Not to their faces! They’re just trying to run a business…”
February 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“Not to their faces! They’re just trying to run a business…”
Anytime anyone says “Arctic Blast” I keep thinking of Articuno barfing or shouting “BLARGH”
Here you go:
Here you go:
January 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Anytime anyone says “Arctic Blast” I keep thinking of Articuno barfing or shouting “BLARGH”
Here you go:
Here you go:
“I apologize to the musicians because the drum set’s full of STOLEN FURS.”
January 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“I apologize to the musicians because the drum set’s full of STOLEN FURS.”
Combine this with the fact that one third of U.S. workers earn only minimum wage (CNN, 2022).
Might as well learn to cook and eat dirt to save money.
Might as well learn to cook and eat dirt to save money.
January 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Combine this with the fact that one third of U.S. workers earn only minimum wage (CNN, 2022).
Might as well learn to cook and eat dirt to save money.
Might as well learn to cook and eat dirt to save money.
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
This you?
December 9, 2024 at 12:46 AM
This you?
Yes, I post “in bursts” because I have a life outside being online…
what?
what?
![This AI site Blueskyroast.com analyzes my “spice” meter, noting I have “a [sic] uncanny ability to post in bursts”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vh3svhahabkiknsd53dsi5lp/bafkreiayhmwsdmdxvqivpnk4crrnpiy5hqsnlexoeh7ljrig63nl3dqkyu@jpeg)
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Yes, I post “in bursts” because I have a life outside being online…
what?
what?
You wanna talk about…
The darkness harbored in all humans’ souls?
The darkness harbored in all humans’ souls?
November 29, 2024 at 7:12 AM
You wanna talk about…
The darkness harbored in all humans’ souls?
The darkness harbored in all humans’ souls?
Massive props to the trolls actors (10th Kingdom):
- strong sibling energy;
- wild styles;
- no chill around electronics;
- audacity to be themselves;
- have big imaginations; and
- obsessed with quality leather goods
- strong sibling energy;
- wild styles;
- no chill around electronics;
- audacity to be themselves;
- have big imaginations; and
- obsessed with quality leather goods
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Massive props to the trolls actors (10th Kingdom):
- strong sibling energy;
- wild styles;
- no chill around electronics;
- audacity to be themselves;
- have big imaginations; and
- obsessed with quality leather goods
- strong sibling energy;
- wild styles;
- no chill around electronics;
- audacity to be themselves;
- have big imaginations; and
- obsessed with quality leather goods
Me: See, I’m a perfectly normal being who went to therapy (once)
Them: But did you do the work?
Them: But did you do the work?
November 29, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Me: See, I’m a perfectly normal being who went to therapy (once)
Them: But did you do the work?
Them: But did you do the work?