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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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CAMPUS VISIT WITH THE VAMPIRE

TEACHING DEMO WITH THE VAMPIRE

SIT-DOWN WITH THE DEAN WITH THE VAMPIRE

APOLOGETIC EMAIL THAT THE SEARCH WAS CANCELED WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Julien Adolphe Duvocelle, Skull with Bulging Eyes and Hands Gripping a Wall, c. 1904, pencil and charcoal, 36 x 25 cm (Paris, Musée du Louvre)
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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At least the rats are having fun...

[Attributed to Ferdinand van Kessel, The Dance of the Rats, 1681, Oil on canvas, 41.5 x 47 cm (Städel Museum, Frankfurt)]
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Unknown Lombard artist, Cats Singing, Directed by an Owl, c. 1700 (formerly Sotheby's)
October 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism
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August 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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i think about this a lot goodnight
June 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Republican Infighting Erupts Over Whether Trump Bill Beautiful Or Handsome
Republican Infighting Erupts Over Whether Trump Bill Beautiful Or Handsome
WASHINGTON—With the dispute threatening to derail legislative approval of President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful bill,” congressional sources confirmed Monday that GOP infighting had erupted over wh...
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May 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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the way these crops interact is so fun
Illustrations by the French court engraver François-Nicolas Martinet from Histoire naturelle des dorades de la Chine (1780), the first monograph on goldfish published in Europe: publicdomainreview.org/collection/c...
May 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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It sounds better in the original Japanese.
May 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Ozzy's first College committee meeting
May 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
April 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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"I think an awful lot of people think of criticism as the solving of mysteries. When in fact the perpetuation of mysteries and even the expansion of mysteries is something I like very much, too. It’s a creative model versus a consumption model." - Jonathan Rosenbaum
March 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Foreign students pay full tuition so that universities can give financial aid to students from the US.
"Last week, Vance said foreign students at elite U.S. universities are 'not just bad for national security,' but also 'bad for the American dream, for American kids who want to go to a nice university but can’t because their spot was taken by a foreign student.'"

www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
Universities are caving to Trump with a stunning speed and scope
Some of the nation’s oldest and wealthiest institutions are swiftly bending to President Donald Trump, who is acting on longstanding conservative criticisms of universities as elitist and progressive.
www.politico.com
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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UPDATE—Mahmoud's attorney says they do NOT know where he is.
They were first told he was sent to an ICE facility in Elizabeth, NJ. But when his 8-month-pregnant wife tried to visit him, she was told he's not there.
They've received reports he may be sent as far away as Louisiana.
March 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety
February 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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we are entering a golden age of people being so open-minded their brains leak out
December 31, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM