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Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian.
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I’m not saying this in my capacity as the co-host of a media podcast. Ok? So set that aside for a moment.

I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
what the actual fuck
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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flock cameras are in nearly every city in the country now and Atlanta police were using them for immigration searches. this is the model -- once the surveillance grid exists it can be turned on anyone
atlpresscollective.com/2025/11/13/a...
Atlanta PD used Flock cameras to track migrants, records show
Atlanta PD denied that it has assisted in immigration enforcement, but records show 15 immigration-related Flock searches in March 2025.
atlpresscollective.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Nurse Hammam’s account was deleted but he’s still trying to prepare for the Gaza winter. Today came rain and his tent is flooding. www.paypal.com/paypalme/nur...
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The only reason someone should change their name (first and last) is because they found a better name that suits them! Marriage is no longer relevant to names. Also, abolish marriage (but like y'all aren't ready for THAT conversation)
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My most woke opinion is that a lot of people are scared or confused by their own emotions, and a lot of political discourse is mired in voices who don’t believe you can be a deeply thinking and deeply feeling person at the same time. We all suffer from a lack of standard social emotional education.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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It would mean a lot to me personally if you would participate in this boycott. A few posts down is a link where you can register to receive updates such as when the consumer boycott is over.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The time I posted a quiz about Anglo-Saxon blood libel law (excellent interactive learning tool!) and someone responded about how we don't need kings -_- First of all, Anglo-Saxon leaders were mostly elected, and 2nd, who ARE you???
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every time I see this man, I think, I'm sorry, your parental abandonment issues are not our problem! People work through this stuff all the time without hurting other people, buddy
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I want to go to bed early, but what if I made chicken purlo?
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is absolutely worth reading to the end! I'm also thinking about how poorly the US teaches other languages. Because we don't teach our own very well.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My parents put all of us in private school (Christian day schools, not fancy, but still privileged) in elementary school precisely for this reason, the public schools had poor teaching methods for reading! I learned phonics and was always ahead
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The biggest societal delusion is that abuse doesn't exist, soooo idk what's actually going to come of this. People will do anything but reckon with our fucked up familial power dynamics. The whole reason Trump is president is most people only trust abusers bc they think it will protect them
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"Moisturize me!"
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My answer is always the same, it's Tongues of Fire by Lee Smith. A few years ago, my friend Jessica and I asked our 6th grade writing teacher for the name of it, bc we couldn't remember. She was surprised by the impact it made on us (it's also not for 12 yr olds)
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
She burped right before I took this photo
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So the public radio show I was supposed to be a regular contributor to that got cancelled, re-branded the show's IG account to promote lifestyle/culture stories for the station and it is all just so gross!!! They announced a launch of a new culture show w a retired white dj, too. I'm so mad for them
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I will believe that these people love Lord of the Rings when I see any evidence that they can read.
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Um what???
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I've found the 90s woke Murder, She Wrote episode and there's a detective on the Graffiti Squad and kids played by 30 year olds who are in a Miami Sound Machine knock off band
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I just told someone in Australia to have a good Tuesday and I love how trippy time is, even when linear
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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@tressiemcphd.bsky.social has repeatedly observed that the MAGA feminine aesthetic, instead of aiming for a coherent beauty heuristic, is meant *only* to signal female willingness to self-subjugate to a male desire.

The outcome needn’t be “attractive”, it need only say “I’m willing to do this”.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Today at the dentist, my hygienist and I realized we both have sisters who live in Geneva! Her sister owns a restaurant where my sister used to live by the lake.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM