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Astronautpants
@astronautpants.bsky.social
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Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian.
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Is this account like a digital version of the town stocks?
A drawing of a man whose hands and head are encased in a wooden block held up on a post. Two men are looking at him from behind
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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She burped right before I took this photo
A black cat with yellow eyes staring straight ahead as she stands on a scratching pad on a red and blue fake oriental rug
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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When you try to make an android your bf
Lt Commander Data sitting next to Jenna, who is clutching his arm in a familiar manner. He is looking at her quizzically and she is delusionally excited
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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She's gotten over (mostly) the chores I've done today
Freya, a black cat, lying on a white herringbone blanket with a blue paisley blanket behind her
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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JINN-TOBER
A screenshot of Dr Ali A. Olomi's latest Patreon video lecture titled "The Jinn: History, Origins, and Mystery"
October 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Celine Dion, in a leather jacket over her shoulders saying into a phone, "je telephone a la police"
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Morning!
Chatty Morn from DS9
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The Full Moon in Aries when Mars is in Scorpio sextiling Venus in Virgo. Can't see it, but you know it smells like shit
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Anne Elliot telling Captain Benwick that "uh, too much poetry may be...unsafe" in mourning the loss of his fiancee
October 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I've decided it is written in the spirit of Anakin
Padme turned towards Anakin Skywalker as he says the dumbest line that also makes sense, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere."
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Crying laughing
A person who has never spoken to me ever, and a screenshot of their emo quote tweet. It reads: "No. I despise this world. A lot of you suck and for no reason just because." The original post from me reads: Now, more than ever, it's time to cultivate your inner monologue AND talk to people irl
October 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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It's my nodal return in the 1st house during an eclipse and I noticed my favorite tea when I'm sick has a woman on a dragon on it (I have a cold 🤡)
A box of celestial seasonings tension tamer tea, with an illustration of a green dragon and a woman wearing a red dress sitting on them. There is a castle in the background. There's a mug with a snail on it full of tea beside the box
September 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Neighborhood hawk says hi
A red tailed hawk perched on a power line with a big oak tree behind her. She's busy hunting
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Here's the full article if you need it
1/4 article 2/4 3/4 4/4
August 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Are y'all eating peaches? Georgia has had a great season! Also, our peaches are redder around the pit and have darker flesh (way better than SC peaches)
Three peach quarters on an off-white plate with stippled designs around the edge
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Yesterday's butterfly
A yellow butterfly with black borders landing on a pink flower amidst green shrubs
August 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This is hilarious
August 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I'm sorry, friend! Here's some pictures from my walk home yesterday!
Baby bunny in the brown ground, blending in whole munching on the green bush to the right A vine of purple muscadine grapes
July 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A bit worried my library system doesn't have Internet right now? Have you heard anything, @decaturish.bsky.social ?
The web page of the DeKalb library system with a note in yellow at the top that says "All DeKalb County Public Library locations are currently without internet service and computer access"
July 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Does anyone know what plant this is? It's a volunteer plant outside a restaurant garden. The fruit skin was a little tough and the plant has thorns
Green striped and bright yellow fruits hanging from a branch of tough dark green leaves Green striped fruits hanging in a cluster from a branch of tough dark green leaves
July 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Recent yard bunnies for you!
A young brown bunny overwhelmed by all the grass in the yard and my camera, ears back A mature bunny in the forground and a bigger bunny behind them under the shelter of a bush
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Two panels, the top one is Lt Worf looking at Keiko giving birth and telling her, Congratulations. You are fully dilated to 10 centimeters. You may now give birth." And the second panel is Keiko, with clenched teeth holding back from murdering Worf but only bc she's fully dilated to 10 cm and giving birth.
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Feeling pretty lucky they live in my neighborhood every summer
June 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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What I see when people talk about using chat gpt
Geordie Le Forge and his hollodeck engine designer/unwitting girlfriend giving him a shoulder massage after he tweaked the program to make her more personable. Unfortunately, your fake gf does not have a real world equivalent to burst your bubble
June 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM