Captain Dumb Juice 🍹
@astralaluminum.bsky.social
Hello my chili babies~
I'm taking some digital art orders again if you are interested. Just shoot me a message! ✨️
I also have a Redbubble with predone designs if you want physical objects. I just truly can't offer those lmao. (www.redbubble.com/people/Astra...)
Thanks friends 💛
I'm taking some digital art orders again if you are interested. Just shoot me a message! ✨️
I also have a Redbubble with predone designs if you want physical objects. I just truly can't offer those lmao. (www.redbubble.com/people/Astra...)
Thanks friends 💛
October 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hello my chili babies~
I'm taking some digital art orders again if you are interested. Just shoot me a message! ✨️
I also have a Redbubble with predone designs if you want physical objects. I just truly can't offer those lmao. (www.redbubble.com/people/Astra...)
Thanks friends 💛
I'm taking some digital art orders again if you are interested. Just shoot me a message! ✨️
I also have a Redbubble with predone designs if you want physical objects. I just truly can't offer those lmao. (www.redbubble.com/people/Astra...)
Thanks friends 💛
I feel like I've been dragged by a train. And I dunno how to not feel that way anymore.
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I feel like I've been dragged by a train. And I dunno how to not feel that way anymore.
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‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔
The state is erasing my identity, we can't leave, and we're in a pile of debt because I had to stop working due to ME/CFS.
Every day, my urge to just crawl back into a closet grows.
Every day, my urge to just crawl back into a closet grows.
June 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The state is erasing my identity, we can't leave, and we're in a pile of debt because I had to stop working due to ME/CFS.
Every day, my urge to just crawl back into a closet grows.
Every day, my urge to just crawl back into a closet grows.
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
"Does Kasper Eriksen deserve to be torn from his family, detained, and deported to a country he's not seen in 12 years? No. Neither do any of the undocumented workers in your town."
I'm so annoyed about all the details in this story that don't make sense that I wrote a whole blog post about it. I got both way too technical and way too personal in here. Enjoy. buttondown.com/thene/archiv...
May 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Does Kasper Eriksen deserve to be torn from his family, detained, and deported to a country he's not seen in 12 years? No. Neither do any of the undocumented workers in your town."
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April 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Two headlines in the New York Times today.
I KNOW ITS A BIT. I KNOW.
But Jess, baby, sweetheart.
Plan better. Prebuy parking, pre check bag and water policies, and if you have vertigo STOP SITTING IN THE NOSEBLEEDS. Also, concert pics aren't bad inherently, but yeah if you're 1000 miles from the stage, they're not gonna be crystal clear.
But Jess, baby, sweetheart.
Plan better. Prebuy parking, pre check bag and water policies, and if you have vertigo STOP SITTING IN THE NOSEBLEEDS. Also, concert pics aren't bad inherently, but yeah if you're 1000 miles from the stage, they're not gonna be crystal clear.
April 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I KNOW ITS A BIT. I KNOW.
But Jess, baby, sweetheart.
Plan better. Prebuy parking, pre check bag and water policies, and if you have vertigo STOP SITTING IN THE NOSEBLEEDS. Also, concert pics aren't bad inherently, but yeah if you're 1000 miles from the stage, they're not gonna be crystal clear.
But Jess, baby, sweetheart.
Plan better. Prebuy parking, pre check bag and water policies, and if you have vertigo STOP SITTING IN THE NOSEBLEEDS. Also, concert pics aren't bad inherently, but yeah if you're 1000 miles from the stage, they're not gonna be crystal clear.
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
History always has a lesson.
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ONE IF BY LAND
TWO IF BY D.C.
the north end church in boston
it’s 250 years today
@northendpage.bsky.social
TWO IF BY D.C.
the north end church in boston
it’s 250 years today
@northendpage.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ONE IF BY LAND
TWO IF BY D.C.
the north end church in boston
it’s 250 years today
@northendpage.bsky.social
TWO IF BY D.C.
the north end church in boston
it’s 250 years today
@northendpage.bsky.social
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This is Bob. He has appointed himself flooring supervisor, due to the fact that he is the closest to it. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: Grace Chambers)
April 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is Bob. He has appointed himself flooring supervisor, due to the fact that he is the closest to it. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (FB: Grace Chambers)
Hey so like
How long are we gonna let all this
*gestures around*
Go on for?
How long are we gonna let all this
*gestures around*
Go on for?
April 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey so like
How long are we gonna let all this
*gestures around*
Go on for?
How long are we gonna let all this
*gestures around*
Go on for?
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
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*gazes wistfully out a window*
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Elections
Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.
www.wsj.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
*gazes wistfully out a window*
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it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
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Iconic.
More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.
Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
chatterboxjazz.com
chatterboxjazz.com
March 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Iconic.
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As I sidle up to the buffet at the all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse, the Bridesmaids explosive-diarrhea-in-the-sink scene plays on an infinity loop in my gluttonous mind.
March 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
As I sidle up to the buffet at the all-you-can-eat Brazilian steakhouse, the Bridesmaids explosive-diarrhea-in-the-sink scene plays on an infinity loop in my gluttonous mind.
Jeremy was so real for this
March 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Jeremy was so real for this
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce