Bum Farto
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If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I like getting an Uber but I'm not a huge fan of how the driver makes you kiss them before starting the journey
October 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I like getting an Uber but I'm not a huge fan of how the driver makes you kiss them before starting the journey
I went to the opening night of Matrix 2 in Birmingham and someone in audience was in full Darth Vader costume.
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September 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I went to the opening night of Matrix 2 in Birmingham and someone in audience was in full Darth Vader costume.
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The constant nagging feeling that I have to solve something in order to truly start living.
August 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The constant nagging feeling that I have to solve something in order to truly start living.
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groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah
July 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
groimes me robit iis quooting heetlah
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Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
June 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Sometimes, the headlines just write themselves!
All slugs are bastards
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All slugs are bastards
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If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
May 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
My beard fucking stinks
May 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My beard fucking stinks
I hope it rains today
May 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I hope it rains today
I fell over and broke my elbow whilst giving health and safety training
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I fell over and broke my elbow whilst giving health and safety training
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Thinking of becoming a dog
May 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thinking of becoming a dog
I’m on HS1 and it smells of poo.
April 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m on HS1 and it smells of poo.
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[playing chess with a gorilla]
me: your move, gorilla
gorilla: (flips over the table and bashes my face in with the chessboard)
me: your move, gorilla
gorilla: (flips over the table and bashes my face in with the chessboard)
April 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
[playing chess with a gorilla]
me: your move, gorilla
gorilla: (flips over the table and bashes my face in with the chessboard)
me: your move, gorilla
gorilla: (flips over the table and bashes my face in with the chessboard)
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Poop John Balls the 2nd
April 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Poop John Balls the 2nd
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Jesus, watching a rabbit lay eggs: “How can I make this more about Me?”
April 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Jesus, watching a rabbit lay eggs: “How can I make this more about Me?”
Gone away for the weekend and left the back door open and the oven on for a laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gone away for the weekend and left the back door open and the oven on for a laugh.
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