Chris, assuredly
@assuredlychris.bsky.social
Podcaster, content creator, and freelance writer. Nothing really new.
Host / Founder: What We Got Out of It
Narrative Designer: Underling Uprising
He / Him
Host / Founder: What We Got Out of It
Narrative Designer: Underling Uprising
He / Him
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soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
Civilians in combat zones become combatants in combat zones when you murder their family.
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"
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ok but they won't
ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like
And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.
ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like
And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
ok but they won't
ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like
And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.
ICE officers won't follow orders they don't ideologically like
And elected Dems have not yet shown evidence of any spine to do what is necessary: punish these people.
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Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…
Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil rights.
mississippitoday.org
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…
A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…
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January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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many podcasts are too scared to record an episode the week between Christmas and New Years. too afraid of the unhinged slop they'll cook up from their childhood bedrooms while visiting family. not Quorators. we refuse to miss one week of making fun of strangers on the internet youtu.be/01movCFwFys
NEW QUORATORS!
→ Is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse?
→ Should criminals be punished?
→ Would it be possible for a woman's breasts to milk a cow?
GO LISTEN! youtu.be/01movCFwFys
→ Is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse?
→ Should criminals be punished?
→ Would it be possible for a woman's breasts to milk a cow?
GO LISTEN! youtu.be/01movCFwFys
Claw of the Law // Quorators Full Episode
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January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
many podcasts are too scared to record an episode the week between Christmas and New Years. too afraid of the unhinged slop they'll cook up from their childhood bedrooms while visiting family. not Quorators. we refuse to miss one week of making fun of strangers on the internet youtu.be/01movCFwFys
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ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.
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I'm looking for ✨remote✨ work!
I'm an award-winning unity developer with a speciality for programming and interface design, and I'd simply love to bring your game to reality! 🌱✨
you can play my current online work here:
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I'm an award-winning unity developer with a speciality for programming and interface design, and I'd simply love to bring your game to reality! 🌱✨
you can play my current online work here:
www.gamechangersurveys.com/survey/playg...
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I'm looking for ✨remote✨ work!
I'm an award-winning unity developer with a speciality for programming and interface design, and I'd simply love to bring your game to reality! 🌱✨
you can play my current online work here:
www.gamechangersurveys.com/survey/playg...
I'm an award-winning unity developer with a speciality for programming and interface design, and I'd simply love to bring your game to reality! 🌱✨
you can play my current online work here:
www.gamechangersurveys.com/survey/playg...
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if cops weren't killing and hurting and abducting people anywhere and some randos were just damaging property for no reason I'd say, what the fuck, but given that one side is "shooting moms in the head" and the other side is "making it harder for the shooter's friends to sleep" i know who I back
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
if cops weren't killing and hurting and abducting people anywhere and some randos were just damaging property for no reason I'd say, what the fuck, but given that one side is "shooting moms in the head" and the other side is "making it harder for the shooter's friends to sleep" i know who I back
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Fetishize inconvenience
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Fetishize inconvenience
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you’re already ahead. stay with it. minneapolis stripped these forces of legitimacy (a battle other cities won’t have to repeat). remember they are completely outmanned. their only real advantage is their organizational capacity. out-organize them & the illusion of control will collapse.
I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you’re already ahead. stay with it. minneapolis stripped these forces of legitimacy (a battle other cities won’t have to repeat). remember they are completely outmanned. their only real advantage is their organizational capacity. out-organize them & the illusion of control will collapse.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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First 2026 post?
Death to ICE. These fascists are killing our loved ones. They are kidnapping people. They have camps. For my people this has always been the case, now it's in your backyard too. If these words make you feel uncomfortable, reflect on why and understand that I am not your enemy.
Death to ICE. These fascists are killing our loved ones. They are kidnapping people. They have camps. For my people this has always been the case, now it's in your backyard too. If these words make you feel uncomfortable, reflect on why and understand that I am not your enemy.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
First 2026 post?
Death to ICE. These fascists are killing our loved ones. They are kidnapping people. They have camps. For my people this has always been the case, now it's in your backyard too. If these words make you feel uncomfortable, reflect on why and understand that I am not your enemy.
Death to ICE. These fascists are killing our loved ones. They are kidnapping people. They have camps. For my people this has always been the case, now it's in your backyard too. If these words make you feel uncomfortable, reflect on why and understand that I am not your enemy.
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From Echo Park Tenants Union, 10 people taken today in Echo Park/Silver Lake. Some were gardners, painters, and workers. All of them my neighbors.
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
From Echo Park Tenants Union, 10 people taken today in Echo Park/Silver Lake. Some were gardners, painters, and workers. All of them my neighbors.
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I should note that our Police Chief's opening comment was, "I recently read the Declaration of Independence for the first time"
Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders:
-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!
-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua
-actually no
-But TdA is real and active in Portland
-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city
-DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope!
-But they were def part of Tren de Aragua
-actually no
-But TdA is real and active in Portland
-We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I should note that our Police Chief's opening comment was, "I recently read the Declaration of Independence for the first time"
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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees
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Godzilla Minus Zero releasing in theaters (North America) on November 6, 2026
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Godzilla Minus Zero releasing in theaters (North America) on November 6, 2026
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Of all platforms I shared my Art vs Artist video, Twitter been the only place where some people were actually disappointed I was black!
I screenshoted that one because it's so hilarious to me!
If you are a popular animator and make cute things, you can't be black? So Twitter 😂😭
I screenshoted that one because it's so hilarious to me!
If you are a popular animator and make cute things, you can't be black? So Twitter 😂😭
January 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Of all platforms I shared my Art vs Artist video, Twitter been the only place where some people were actually disappointed I was black!
I screenshoted that one because it's so hilarious to me!
If you are a popular animator and make cute things, you can't be black? So Twitter 😂😭
I screenshoted that one because it's so hilarious to me!
If you are a popular animator and make cute things, you can't be black? So Twitter 😂😭
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Folks, I'm currently between jobs and looking for writing work!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Folks, I'm currently between jobs and looking for writing work!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
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OK, DHS has made its statement. They claim the driver was a Venezuelan criminal involved in a shooting and that he fled the scene. They repeat the claim made by my first source that the agent justified shooting by saying they tried to hit him with a car.
x.com/dhsgov/statu...
x.com/dhsgov/statu...
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
OK, DHS has made its statement. They claim the driver was a Venezuelan criminal involved in a shooting and that he fled the scene. They repeat the claim made by my first source that the agent justified shooting by saying they tried to hit him with a car.
x.com/dhsgov/statu...
x.com/dhsgov/statu...
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"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN, however, show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear. | Analysis
DHS says woman attempted to run over ICE officers before being shot in Minneapolis. Here’s what the videos show. | CNN
Three videos taken of the scene and reviewed by CNN show nuance. What took place prior to the shooting remains unclear.
www.cnn.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"Nuance" meaning "cops encountered a situation regular Americans deal with every single day and responded with murderous gunfire"
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These @iampoliticsgirl.bsky.social faces are all of us
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 AM
These @iampoliticsgirl.bsky.social faces are all of us
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A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve.
Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.
This is not new but it is expanding.
Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.
This is not new but it is expanding.
Your reminder that what happened to Renee Nicole Good is something that happens regularly in America. This is not new, but it is an expanded version of militarized people targeting Black people in particular.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve.
Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.
This is not new but it is expanding.
Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.
This is not new but it is expanding.