Ashley the Asphodel Lesbian
@asphodellesbian.bsky.social
She/her
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Baiken from Guilty Gear
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Baiken from Guilty Gear
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Unika doing her grandfather's pose
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Unika doing her grandfather's pose
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
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Miss Frieren 🔴⚫
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Miss Frieren 🔴⚫
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Reze for all two CSM fans in my audience.
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Reze for all two CSM fans in my audience.
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I just realized paint.net isn't available on linux which means I need to learn how to use fucking gimp or something and immediately started thinking about this fucking post
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I just realized paint.net isn't available on linux which means I need to learn how to use fucking gimp or something and immediately started thinking about this fucking post
people are comparing edgar wright to waititi it might be over
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
people are comparing edgar wright to waititi it might be over
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Chibi Sketch Commission for bunnyblast.bsky.social Cute bunnn!
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Chibi Sketch Commission for bunnyblast.bsky.social Cute bunnn!
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I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
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The one device per child grants were a huge mistake.
Call me Luddite but it's mental that some American school districts have moved absolutely everything onto screens??
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The one device per child grants were a huge mistake.
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the thing about ai is that it gives the completely untalented a voice without the need to learn how to do it first. if you wanna ask why so much ai music is explicitly reactionary politics it’s cause they don’t need to learn how to sing or make music
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the thing about ai is that it gives the completely untalented a voice without the need to learn how to do it first. if you wanna ask why so much ai music is explicitly reactionary politics it’s cause they don’t need to learn how to sing or make music
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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wake the FUCK UP!!!!!!
October 12, 2023 at 12:56 AM
wake the FUCK UP!!!!!!
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Fear Factor star Joe Rogan has been found boiled alive in his sauna after attempting what he described as a "Chakra Cleanse" and what other described as a "Human Seafood Boil"
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fear Factor star Joe Rogan has been found boiled alive in his sauna after attempting what he described as a "Chakra Cleanse" and what other described as a "Human Seafood Boil"
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
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the funniest part of the cloudflare outage is that i looked into it to make sure an outage was happening and then it turned out downdetector was also down
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the funniest part of the cloudflare outage is that i looked into it to make sure an outage was happening and then it turned out downdetector was also down
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