Ashley the Asphodel Lesbian
@asphodellesbian.bsky.social
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I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I consider it my professional obligation to inflict as much collateral psychic damage on passing web designers as possible.
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The one device per child grants were a huge mistake.
Call me Luddite but it's mental that some American school districts have moved absolutely everything onto screens??
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The one device per child grants were a huge mistake.
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the thing about ai is that it gives the completely untalented a voice without the need to learn how to do it first. if you wanna ask why so much ai music is explicitly reactionary politics it’s cause they don’t need to learn how to sing or make music
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the thing about ai is that it gives the completely untalented a voice without the need to learn how to do it first. if you wanna ask why so much ai music is explicitly reactionary politics it’s cause they don’t need to learn how to sing or make music
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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wake the FUCK UP!!!!!!
October 12, 2023 at 12:56 AM
wake the FUCK UP!!!!!!
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Fear Factor star Joe Rogan has been found boiled alive in his sauna after attempting what he described as a "Chakra Cleanse" and what other described as a "Human Seafood Boil"
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Fear Factor star Joe Rogan has been found boiled alive in his sauna after attempting what he described as a "Chakra Cleanse" and what other described as a "Human Seafood Boil"
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
(Source: tinyurl.com/3k536b7m)
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the funniest part of the cloudflare outage is that i looked into it to make sure an outage was happening and then it turned out downdetector was also down
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the funniest part of the cloudflare outage is that i looked into it to make sure an outage was happening and then it turned out downdetector was also down
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lets debate: the pros and cons of sending geoff keighley into orbit
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
lets debate: the pros and cons of sending geoff keighley into orbit
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the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the vgas are corpo dogshit that are minimum voted on by the most boring and artless people to ever live if not outright chosen by back door dealings so giving a shit about them at all is folly, but the way they redefined indie to just be fucking whatever really frosts my ass
it sucks disney is so trapped in the “live action” (photo realistic animated) remakes trend that they don’t realise they could visually remaster a bunch of old pixar movies and probably make a lot of money in an infinitely more justified manner
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
it sucks disney is so trapped in the “live action” (photo realistic animated) remakes trend that they don’t realise they could visually remaster a bunch of old pixar movies and probably make a lot of money in an infinitely more justified manner
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GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
GEN Z HARRY OSBORN: Pete what's up with all those books about Spiders you can just look them up on Tiktok
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
GEN Z PETER PARKER: C'mon Harry you know it's my, uh, Hyperfixation
MILLENNIAL J. JONAH JAMESON: PARKER! YOU SENT ME .webp FILES! HOW DOES A GEEK LIKE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FILE EXTENSION IS
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finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
finding out your game got nominated by The Game Awards in the group chat with other folks who got laid off is… just so painfully 2025
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with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
with Marjorie Taylor Greene being kind of a whack job and magic the gathering rolling every IP it can into the game, it’s taking longer and longer to decipher which one posts about “MTG” are actually referencing lately
why not nominate jump force again
The best fighting game nominees for The Game Awards 2025 are:
-2XKO
-Capcom Fighting Collection 2
-Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves
-Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection
-Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O.
-2XKO
-Capcom Fighting Collection 2
-Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves
-Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection
-Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O.
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
why not nominate jump force again
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Elvember in the Dungeon
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Elvember in the Dungeon