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Dylan Mitchell
@asinbob.bsky.social
Mid-migration, bear with me
Using Spotify for playing music at work (in a very mainstream bar), as well as at home really fucks up the Unwrapped algorithms
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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what if we smooched on the twodaloo?
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I think you need to at least release a record as good as “Last Train To Trancentral” before you pull this kind of stunt
November 29, 2024 at 11:47 AM
44, not that different to my actual age 🤯
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Stepping on a slug barefoot 🤢
What’s something that cannot be understood without first hand experience?

I’ll offer up: parenthood.
November 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Absolute acme of "Fuck around and find out"
November 15, 2024 at 2:39 AM