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Ashy Slashy
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Goblin at heart
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"Minish Woods"

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (2004)
June 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Give me bigger glutes and skimpier outfits for men in Marvel Rivals you cowards. Venom needs a mankini.
April 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Will this be our legacy? Cranking our hogs while the world burns down around us? Cranking our hogs until all is reduced to ash, including the very hogs we are cranking? Can we not aspire to greater than this, friends, to something greater than the cranking of our smoldering hogs?
January 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Timothée Chalamet, welcome to The War on Cars.
Timothée Chalamet bucks tradition by arriving at premiere on LIME BIKE
The actor, 28, who stars as the Knockin' On Heaven's Door hitmaker, 83, cruised down the red carpet on the green bike before successfully ending his ride via his mobile phone.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Forever envious of Star Trek bedrooms
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 30, 2024 at 10:20 AM
me when I get on the wrong train at night
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I feel like this would fix me
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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GOOD MORNING you FREAKS.

take your meds. drink water. steal from your place of employment.
December 3, 2024 at 11:48 AM
*mongolian throat singing intensifies*
7/10 boinkability
November 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
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Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane is so fucking good. Arcane
November 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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My life mantra - I've been repeating it to myself a lot lately 🙏
November 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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I’m an End Prisons guy when it gets down to brass tacks but if a prison has any use at all it’s precisely for Donald Trump, & one of the most compelling arguments to vote D is that he’ll probably die in one if he can’t get elected and pardon himself. “Trump Dies in Prison” is the headline of dreams
November 3, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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P i x e l C o f f e e t i m e

#pixelart
October 27, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Any big weekend plans
do as little as possible
October 5, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Before and after of my latest bread, a Dutch cocoa peanut loaf
September 2, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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Pizza changed my life, pasta too especially gnocchi
August 28, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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man it's been so long since I had a good moon swoon
August 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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"Can't afford food? Blame billionaires, not immigrants"
Poster spotted in Toronto
August 2, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Mentally I am here
Train Appreciation Park
July 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
that thing is gonna rust now 💀
July 11, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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purchasing more videogames will fix me
July 8, 2024 at 5:17 AM