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hi i'm bort :)
@brittahkiin.bsky.social
30 | she/they | nonbinary lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 | 💍 wife guy | twitch streamer | i do it for the ladies 💅 | Philly sports trash | here to shitpost and remind you to take care of yourself

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ok real intro: hi i'm bort, a nonbinary lesbian SAHM/twitch streamer that makes merch sometimes with reminders to take meds, have a good day, or cute witchy vibes :) i yell about sports (go birds) and middle aged actresses that i wish would step on me

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the amount of HOTD fans that try to pit Millie Alcock against Emma D'Arcy are deranged in the worst goddamn ways
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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See you in prime time

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Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

get it because .. she got the A and also i'm yelling? but also !!!!!!!
🅰lin🅰 Müller.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the nefarious way the Paw Patrol creators named the German shepherd, the police dog, Chase
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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God gives his strongest lesbians his worst lesbians
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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STREETS ARE SAYING DICHEN LACHMAN IS LIVE ACTION IMPA WE FUCKING WON
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you ever just

Are Tired ?
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my kids old enough now to go "ok we need mandated wrestle time"
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i don't ever identify with male characters bc they don't yearn the way i do

except Gambit. Gambit fucking gets it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my wife not being home means no one tells me "ok time for bed"

i just played ck3 wayyyy past my fuckin bedtime
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
ok i'm officially old bc i was so stoked to go for Hayley Williams tickets for EGDAABP but the show times for Boston are 8pm and i go to bed at 8:30/9 ...

i'll watch it on TikTok i guess
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
wife's out of town so we just spent the last two hours on the phone, watching TNF, and then nearly falling asleep while still in the call

i love her so much
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hiii if you need some early morning entertainment/something to listen to while you go about your morning, ya boy is live playing KCD2 :)

twitch.tv/brittahkiin
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGG
Analogue 3D shipping Nov 18th, 2025 buff.ly/vW168yb
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
did inventory for lil dude's birthday/holiday presents and officially sent out the "hey don't buy him toys for the love of god" text to all relatives

:')
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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HES TOO SMALL FOR THE NFL
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Devonta Smith my king
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
idk who 87 is but he should walk home solely for that bonehead decision to take the ball and run back *into* the end zone
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Birds fan Quinta Brunson just gave Eli Manning the double bird on the Manningcast.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
HAHA SAFETY ON AARON RODGERS HAHA
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Details
Toughness
and they
Finish

???
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Gonna need a clip of Romo saying the Patriots are DTF
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
did this man lose a bet to say DTF ???
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM