Ashton Travitz
@ashtonrtravitz.bsky.social
I cry a lot but I am so productive
Baking, gardening, sewing, canning, and all the old lady hobbies.
Following the rebellious book characters of my youth to try to make the world a better place.
Baking, gardening, sewing, canning, and all the old lady hobbies.
Following the rebellious book characters of my youth to try to make the world a better place.
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The craziest thing about Trump walking around on the roof of The White House is that he’s all over the Epstein Files and will do anything to distract us. But it ain’t going away.
August 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The craziest thing about Trump walking around on the roof of The White House is that he’s all over the Epstein Files and will do anything to distract us. But it ain’t going away.
“You don’t mind your tax dollars paying for social services?”
No actually I don’t. We should actually EXPAND social services. Do you know how hard it is to qualify for things like CAPS or WIC? Because my 30k a year is “making too much”.
No actually I don’t. We should actually EXPAND social services. Do you know how hard it is to qualify for things like CAPS or WIC? Because my 30k a year is “making too much”.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“You don’t mind your tax dollars paying for social services?”
No actually I don’t. We should actually EXPAND social services. Do you know how hard it is to qualify for things like CAPS or WIC? Because my 30k a year is “making too much”.
No actually I don’t. We should actually EXPAND social services. Do you know how hard it is to qualify for things like CAPS or WIC? Because my 30k a year is “making too much”.
Sometimes I remember my mom almost named me Alexandria and I get mad because Allie/Alex/Lexi would have been way cuter than Ashton
June 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sometimes I remember my mom almost named me Alexandria and I get mad because Allie/Alex/Lexi would have been way cuter than Ashton
I understand the irony here but I hate a gender neutral name
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I understand the irony here but I hate a gender neutral name
PSA to mortgage companies:
Hey girl, lighting a fire under your client’s insurance agent to “issue the policy today” accomplishes nothing. Totally different offices. All you’re doing is pissing them off.
Hey girl, lighting a fire under your client’s insurance agent to “issue the policy today” accomplishes nothing. Totally different offices. All you’re doing is pissing them off.
April 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
PSA to mortgage companies:
Hey girl, lighting a fire under your client’s insurance agent to “issue the policy today” accomplishes nothing. Totally different offices. All you’re doing is pissing them off.
Hey girl, lighting a fire under your client’s insurance agent to “issue the policy today” accomplishes nothing. Totally different offices. All you’re doing is pissing them off.
Bruh I’m almost 30 why am I currently a slave to a band director saying “one more time”
April 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bruh I’m almost 30 why am I currently a slave to a band director saying “one more time”
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Perpetual mood
March 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Perpetual mood
Hope bluesky is the platform for this but I don’t trust anybody who thinks real Girl Scout cookies come from ABC bakers. It’s Little Brownie, y’all. The org was founded in Georgia. The land of Samoas, Trefoils (pronounced Tree-fols), and Tagalongs.
February 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hope bluesky is the platform for this but I don’t trust anybody who thinks real Girl Scout cookies come from ABC bakers. It’s Little Brownie, y’all. The org was founded in Georgia. The land of Samoas, Trefoils (pronounced Tree-fols), and Tagalongs.
Not to brag but my one year old already knows his “Twinkle Twinkle have you any wool, H I J K LMNOPs”
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Not to brag but my one year old already knows his “Twinkle Twinkle have you any wool, H I J K LMNOPs”
Not to sound like a millennial but avocado toast really is fire
February 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not to sound like a millennial but avocado toast really is fire
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how could peter piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? because if the peppers are pickled surely they have already been picked; he can’t be pulling pickled peppers off the vine or bush or whatever. mr piper you have some explaining to do. mr piper answer me
February 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
how could peter piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? because if the peppers are pickled surely they have already been picked; he can’t be pulling pickled peppers off the vine or bush or whatever. mr piper you have some explaining to do. mr piper answer me
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Coca-Cola this, Pepsi that, but what about Dr. Pepper
February 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Coca-Cola this, Pepsi that, but what about Dr. Pepper
Nobody:
Drum Corps: you’re 23, eh? Got one foot in the grave, grandpa? I didn’t realize they let you out of Florida anymore.
Drum Corps: you’re 23, eh? Got one foot in the grave, grandpa? I didn’t realize they let you out of Florida anymore.
February 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nobody:
Drum Corps: you’re 23, eh? Got one foot in the grave, grandpa? I didn’t realize they let you out of Florida anymore.
Drum Corps: you’re 23, eh? Got one foot in the grave, grandpa? I didn’t realize they let you out of Florida anymore.
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Ok I deleted Google and switched to Costco. What’s next?
February 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ok I deleted Google and switched to Costco. What’s next?
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Does anyone else need a biscuit, a chocolate digestive or hob nob or something?
See now I have made you think about biscuits for a second rather than the fact the world is mad.
Mmm, biscuits.
See now I have made you think about biscuits for a second rather than the fact the world is mad.
Mmm, biscuits.
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Does anyone else need a biscuit, a chocolate digestive or hob nob or something?
See now I have made you think about biscuits for a second rather than the fact the world is mad.
Mmm, biscuits.
See now I have made you think about biscuits for a second rather than the fact the world is mad.
Mmm, biscuits.
If you think salary discrepancy between men and women in female-dominated fields can’t be a thing I would like to say I checked open Georgia today and last year I made 18.5k less than my husband, who has the same education and years of experience
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If you think salary discrepancy between men and women in female-dominated fields can’t be a thing I would like to say I checked open Georgia today and last year I made 18.5k less than my husband, who has the same education and years of experience
Accidentally taught my toddler to “wop wop wop wop wop” because I’m just a parrot that vocally stims constantly
February 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Accidentally taught my toddler to “wop wop wop wop wop” because I’m just a parrot that vocally stims constantly
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Happy Monday I lost my keys somewhere in my car and I don’t want to tell my husband because then he would know that I literally never lock my car
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Monday I lost my keys somewhere in my car and I don’t want to tell my husband because then he would know that I literally never lock my car
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Coffee mate ad people are freaky
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Coffee mate ad people are freaky
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idk being publicly embarrassed over and over again for damn near a year by a 5'5" man wearing bell bottom jeans might be enough to make me disappear permanently especially if 124m people sang along while it was happening
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
idk being publicly embarrassed over and over again for damn near a year by a 5'5" man wearing bell bottom jeans might be enough to make me disappear permanently especially if 124m people sang along while it was happening