lex
@adamsandlesbian.bsky.social
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here to complain, be self-involved, and shitpost with my friends
here to complain, be self-involved, and shitpost with my friends
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lex
@adamsandlesbian.bsky.social
· May 13
YES i’m being BORING on here it’s my account and that’s my right!!!! i yap for my entertainment and mine alone!!!
sometimes i wish i could be a milk guy so i could have cereal
September 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
sometimes i wish i could be a milk guy so i could have cereal
finally recovered my bluesky account after like a week :) i wasn’t hacked i just forgot my password:)
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
finally recovered my bluesky account after like a week :) i wasn’t hacked i just forgot my password:)
i was gonna clean my apartment tonight but then i had a therapy session where we talked about my grandpa dying and how im a burden to everyone i love so instead i took a walk bought a joint and put on neverafter and now i’m gonna have to clean in the morning in order to avoid :) further Burdening :)
August 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was gonna clean my apartment tonight but then i had a therapy session where we talked about my grandpa dying and how im a burden to everyone i love so instead i took a walk bought a joint and put on neverafter and now i’m gonna have to clean in the morning in order to avoid :) further Burdening :)
me in like september, probably, texting all of my friends “my bad dude i didn’t mean to disappear for several months i was just so focused on distracting myself from The Horrors that i became consumed by the need for constant distraction and straight up disconnected from my life and brain”
i’ve got hundreds of unread messages right now and i know at some point i’ll claw myself out of the pit of self loathing and existential despair and have to text like 20 different people and hope they believe me when i say sorry it wasn’t personal i just couldn’t think abt my own humanity for a bit
July 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
me in like september, probably, texting all of my friends “my bad dude i didn’t mean to disappear for several months i was just so focused on distracting myself from The Horrors that i became consumed by the need for constant distraction and straight up disconnected from my life and brain”
i’ve got hundreds of unread messages right now and i know at some point i’ll claw myself out of the pit of self loathing and existential despair and have to text like 20 different people and hope they believe me when i say sorry it wasn’t personal i just couldn’t think abt my own humanity for a bit
July 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i’ve got hundreds of unread messages right now and i know at some point i’ll claw myself out of the pit of self loathing and existential despair and have to text like 20 different people and hope they believe me when i say sorry it wasn’t personal i just couldn’t think abt my own humanity for a bit
sitting in bed trying to get up for work and just crying bc i’m so fucking fried. i’m tired of this
July 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
sitting in bed trying to get up for work and just crying bc i’m so fucking fried. i’m tired of this
if i eat goldfish, dry rice crispies cereal, and chocolate chips together, does that count as trail mix? can i justifiably call that trail mix
July 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
if i eat goldfish, dry rice crispies cereal, and chocolate chips together, does that count as trail mix? can i justifiably call that trail mix
realized while shaving my head for the first time that i did make this very big choice without mentioning it to my therapist and i just know what face she’s gonna make when she sees me in session tomorrow and i’ll have to be like benet i promise ive been thinking abt it for a year it’s not a crisis
July 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
realized while shaving my head for the first time that i did make this very big choice without mentioning it to my therapist and i just know what face she’s gonna make when she sees me in session tomorrow and i’ll have to be like benet i promise ive been thinking abt it for a year it’s not a crisis
idk why it feels like so many of the romance novels i’ve picked up recently have had the most self loathing pathetic girlfailure main characters who just kind of moan about things and don’t take any action to improve their life but it’s so hard to read and i’m so tired of seeing it
July 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
idk why it feels like so many of the romance novels i’ve picked up recently have had the most self loathing pathetic girlfailure main characters who just kind of moan about things and don’t take any action to improve their life but it’s so hard to read and i’m so tired of seeing it
it’s been months and i still hate how fuckin big this dumb fucking phone is i should be able to hold my phone in one hand and type my thumb should be able to reach the q on the keyboard but instead i have a cumbersomely enormous pocket computer that is too big to comfortably type on. sickening!
i have my first non-mini phone because APPARENTLY they dont make them anymore and i really cannot stand this shit. this is TOO BIG. it’s been like three weeks so i thought i would have adjusted by now. i have not. i continue to hate it. PHONES SHOULD BE SMALLER. I HAVE REGULAR SIZED HANDS. STOP THIS
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
it’s been months and i still hate how fuckin big this dumb fucking phone is i should be able to hold my phone in one hand and type my thumb should be able to reach the q on the keyboard but instead i have a cumbersomely enormous pocket computer that is too big to comfortably type on. sickening!
i am runnin on empty babeyyy
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i am runnin on empty babeyyy
IF YOU BROKE UP WITH ME LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO YOU DO NOT GET TO CASUALLY TEXT ME ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS
July 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
IF YOU BROKE UP WITH ME LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO YOU DO NOT GET TO CASUALLY TEXT ME ABOUT LORD OF THE RINGS THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS
i love when my married friend puts me in a groupchat with her and her husband. i love when she says i need to send this meme to the love of my life and this one guy i met at work a year ago. happy to be here. thanks for including me
July 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i love when my married friend puts me in a groupchat with her and her husband. i love when she says i need to send this meme to the love of my life and this one guy i met at work a year ago. happy to be here. thanks for including me
thinking abt the fact that zach shallcross (season 27) is only the second US bachelor lead ever to marry their final pick, rendering the number of bachelors married to their winners now equal to the number of bachelors married to their runners up
June 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
thinking abt the fact that zach shallcross (season 27) is only the second US bachelor lead ever to marry their final pick, rendering the number of bachelors married to their winners now equal to the number of bachelors married to their runners up
the actual worst part of living in new jersey is njtransit. mnr i miss you
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the actual worst part of living in new jersey is njtransit. mnr i miss you
had a ptsd flashback while at a basement show with the woman i’m dating and her childhood best friend who i was meeting for the very first time. freaked the fuck out and had to go home. mortifying. terrible. we both cried on our date today. at two separate points for separate reasons. kill me
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
had a ptsd flashback while at a basement show with the woman i’m dating and her childhood best friend who i was meeting for the very first time. freaked the fuck out and had to go home. mortifying. terrible. we both cried on our date today. at two separate points for separate reasons. kill me
i’m foaming at the mouth about cloudward, ho and i don’t know anyone else who’s watching it i’m losing my MIND
June 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i’m foaming at the mouth about cloudward, ho and i don’t know anyone else who’s watching it i’m losing my MIND
i m f r e a k i n g o u t
June 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i m f r e a k i n g o u t
i genuinely love my job but every single day that i have to do it i have to battle to amass and then utilize the willpower and momentum to get ready and leave the house for it lmao because it is Job and i don’t want to go to Job i want to Have Fun
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i genuinely love my job but every single day that i have to do it i have to battle to amass and then utilize the willpower and momentum to get ready and leave the house for it lmao because it is Job and i don’t want to go to Job i want to Have Fun
step one: piss
step two: shot
step three: dance
step two: shot
step three: dance
June 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
step one: piss
step two: shot
step three: dance
step two: shot
step three: dance
we are now alternating between the AHHHs and OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD
i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
we are now alternating between the AHHHs and OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD
i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!
June 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!
i’m literally never normal on the train idk what my problem is. i walked onto the train today with a king cone and after i finished it i put lotion on my legs. i’m not being disruptive, no one is sitting next to me, but i am just an adult alone eating a giant ice cream cone and then applying lotion
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i’m literally never normal on the train idk what my problem is. i walked onto the train today with a king cone and after i finished it i put lotion on my legs. i’m not being disruptive, no one is sitting next to me, but i am just an adult alone eating a giant ice cream cone and then applying lotion
the internet is so weird. i just got rly excited because this (relatively small) creator (who is famous to Me) liked two of my comments on tiktok but we actively have multiple mutual friends. i feel like i’ve had a celebrity interaction with a friend of a friend
June 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
the internet is so weird. i just got rly excited because this (relatively small) creator (who is famous to Me) liked two of my comments on tiktok but we actively have multiple mutual friends. i feel like i’ve had a celebrity interaction with a friend of a friend