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Turns out Ireland could single-handedly put a stop to this entire nonsense.
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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@altcdc.altgov.info @alt-hhs.altgov.info @fda.gov

Kennedy said mistakes up to 20%.
But now they are not rehiring those staff.

Can’t wait for all the lawsuits about the illegal HHS RIF….

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RFK Jr. said HHS would rehire thousands of fired workers. That wasn't true. — POLITICO
The health department has no plan to mass reinstate employees it cut earlier this week.
apple.news
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Annoying people are important because for every one (1) annoying person in any given workplace there are at least two (2) people who will become lifelong friends about it
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Accurate, to scale 👇🏽
March 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I can’t sleep so here is a poem for all of you. You’re welcome.

*ahem*

I woke up to pee

because of the chamomile tea

Or the fact that I’m forty three

Now I can’t sleep

Because of our dystopian society

And anxiety

Don’t throw shade at me

For my bad poetry

You should see my karaoke

😂/end
March 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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🏢 Return to Work Update

On March 17, all employees outside of a bargaining unit but within 50 miles of an HHS facility will return to office

It's going to to be a shitshow. At CDC, employees have been told to go to other campuses if there's no parking. Even if their labs are location-specific...
March 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?

They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.

That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.

The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
March 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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10 Great Romantasy Books that You May Not Know About gailcarriger.com/2024/09/26/r...
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.
March 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I’d like to announce my forthcoming US history book, covering a decisive but tumultuous era in that country’s history, titled “The trade policies of the United States: 10:30 am to 1:30 pm on Friday, March 7, 2025” It will be 400 pages.
March 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Palate cleanser.
Mice, Ranked From Least to Most Transgender
No matter gay straight or bi, lesbian, transgender mice.
www.them.us
March 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Ps: I have my relatives glued to jackie and shadow instead of fox news so consider this a win for america
Anyone listen tot he secret at the end? The link to it is right in the show notes mwahaha
March 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization
March 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This nation’s pets are carrying such a heavy load right now
March 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I don't care for dude, but he definitely looks like a man questioning his life choices. Bro, you literally took a position with a man who publicly disrespected you in the past. Where was your self-respect, lil Marco?
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
February 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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If you’re at home today, not spending money, and feeling bored, you might be wondering, “What could I do?” Well, task one: you can make random reports on this website: enddei.ed.gov
Department of Education FormLock
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February 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Per Dr Atul Gawande, ex USAID: “All malaria supplies protecting 53 million people, mostly children, including bed nets, diagnostics, preventive drugs, and treatments – terminated.”

There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Also, that stupid ass executive order called sperm and egg “small cell” and “large cell”, which is embarrassing for them. Were they afraid to say the word sperm? Are they in 5th grade? They want to control people but call eggs and sperm big cell and little cell? Grow up.
January 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM